@borntobequiet
Do you have a prediction for the outcome of the leadership election, perchance? I fancy a trip down the betting shop.
I see a very tall, very thin man accompanied by a blonde woman of slurred speech and staggering gait
They waylay the pretender to the throne on the pretext of a triumphal photoshoot, stuff her into a box and load her onto a container vessel bound for China.
Her place is taken by a considerably larger looky-likey whose unruly blonde hair pokes from beneath an ill-fitting wig...
And I'm back in the room!