I'm 5, AMA

[Soitis83]

My son’s home from school with a fever. He's fine, just laying about.
You ask, I’ll ask, he’ll answer. Together we’ll tackle the big questions of the universe with the wisdom of a 5-year-old who’s been outsmarting me since he could talk. AMA (Ask My Apprentice).

It doesn't have to be though. Everyone understood what was said which is all that really matters.

Is it really bothering you that much? How odd

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The randomness of a small child's mind, eh?

What’s the toughest thing about being a kid?

Him - Play with us? Is that your favourite thing to do?
Me - yes
Inner monologue me - no

Cat sized lion actually no lion sized cat

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it’s so sweet that he thinks it is though

@Walyalup that's a really good question..... I'm thinking now 😂

Him - I don't know! How would you think I would know?
Me - cus you're a kid
Him - but I don't know

Aww, awesome thread op. Your son is a legend, lol. Hope he’s feeling better soon

That particular mistake bothers me so much that I correct people on the telly when they make it.

I can't cope with that one. American true crime shows are the worst offenders (...... and they found the body laying on the bed) nooooooo, they didn't! Hens lay, bodies lie.

Argh, send help.

OP I love your thread and your child's responses. Ignore my pedantry.

No! Laughs that's disgusting why would they think that?

Do you like eating vegetables
and who is your favourite superhero?

Does your mum give you ice-cream when you are home poorly?

If you could make one thing the law of the land that everyone had to follow, what would it be?

Which sweets are the best?

Are lollies better than chocolate?

what Is your favourite flavour of ice cream?

Tell him that my friend used to eat her cat's food when she was five.

If you could pick a holiday for you and your mum to go on, what holiday would it be?

What’s the best thing about your life?

Yeah! I like carrots.
It's Spidey cus he's on my tony box

Lots of mums on here discuss what name to give their baby so the baby doesn't dislike it when they are growing up.

What is the best name?

Do you like girls?