I'm 5, AMA

[Soitis83]

My son’s home from school with a fever. He's fine, just laying about.
You ask, I’ll ask, he’ll answer. Together we’ll tackle the big questions of the universe with the wisdom of a 5-year-old who’s been outsmarting me since he could talk. AMA (Ask My Apprentice).

This thread has reaffirmed two things for me - kids are great and, rather like rats in London, you're never far from a party-pooper.

Well I enjoyed this thread, certainly am a Fan - despite not having kids nor particularly liking a lot of them!

I hope he feels better soon and fancies answering more of his fan-bases questions, I am trying to think up a really good one!

Ooh...

If he were a grown up... what does he think would be the best thing about being a grown up?

(I thought it'd be having whatever I want for tea. Turns out its not because I have to cook it.)

Thank you both for the thread. Lots of us loved it! You and your sons sound amazing, and I was touched that the poorly one took time out of his day to give me advice on how to get better myself. 🥰 Hope he's fully fit soon.

Hope your DS feels too well to be answering MN questions tomorrow OP.

On the question what do you want to be when you grow up, apparently I wanted to ge the milkman. I was asleep when they came so all I saw was someone that came round once a week to collect money for apparently doing nothing, whereas other jobs like the baker you could see what you bought. I can’t see to drive so it wasn’t to be.

The irony of correcting someone else's post when you've written "it would he helpful" 🙄🙄🤦

Not really ironic. A typo isn't the same thing as using the wrong word because you don't know what the right word is. Mildy annoying for me I grant you.

How are you feeling today?? Hope you are better 🙏 ❤️ 💐🪱

Ha ha!

When she was little, my niece said she wanted to be the Tooth Fairy when she grew up. Her stonky big brother (who was aged 5 or 6 at the time) said, "you can't, because you're too big, and you don't have any wings!"

😂😂 I love him!