I'm 5, AMA

[Soitis83]

My son’s home from school with a fever. He's fine, just laying about.
You ask, I’ll ask, he’ll answer. Together we’ll tackle the big questions of the universe with the wisdom of a 5-year-old who’s been outsmarting me since he could talk. AMA (Ask My Apprentice).

Minecraft stuff and Minecraft Lego

This child will be an excellent politician 🤣

What is your favourite thing to watch?
How many episodes were you allowed in one go 😅

How many normal sized packets of crisps could you eat in one day? Would you choose the same flavour or different flavours?

Be able to fly because I don't want to be eaten by a dinosaur

If you were king of the world, what would you do first?

Who would win in a fight where they arent allowed their special weapons or outfits- just as people? Dr. Strange or Tony Stark?

True. Do they know it ? I can watch them all. It's on netflix.

Disclaimer - not in one go he can't.

Errr different flavours and err I would eat 100 I mean 20

Tell everybody to get me errr 100 err diamonds and err tell everybody to get me 100 chocolate bars and also get me a billion golds

Am I a poo poo head?

Iron man! I mean Steve

Err yes giggles

my DS has just started reception - what advice would you give him?

Thank you! Jacket potato it shall be!

(And my name is "muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum!")

What is your oldest memory?

Does he go to my school? Be good at reception. And that's all.

Hmmm. Going to the water park that was a fun day, wasn't it mum?

What’s the best and worst thing about grown ups?

What is your mummy best at?

Err hugging. Err okay err I don't know just tell them my worst enemy cus do you know who it is? Getting bitten by a red ant

Best thread ever!!😁

What makes a teacher a good teacher?

Cleaning and peeling oranges for us

How do you stay asleep all night (assuming you do) so I can tell my 5yr DS who hates sleep

What’s your fave song?