I'm 5, AMA

[Soitis83]

My son’s home from school with a fever. He's fine, just laying about.
You ask, I’ll ask, he’ll answer. Together we’ll tackle the big questions of the universe with the wisdom of a 5-year-old who’s been outsmarting me since he could talk. AMA (Ask My Apprentice).

How do you be a good friend?

Quite a few people seem to be interested in it - as they're happily reading and engaging with the thread.

Obviously, anybody who isn't interested in this thread will have just ignored it and kept on scrolling - same as with anything that doesn't personally tickle your pickle.

Him - yes
Me - care to elaborate?
Him - no

I was going to ask this!
Not fair!

What is your favourite dinner?

CHIPS! I LOVE CHIPS

What does the prime minister do on a typical day?

Naughty. Actually no I'm good. I don't want to let you know

Burgers and chips...burgers and chips loooove it

What does that mean ? What does that mean, tell me!
Briefly explains what a prime minister is
Err God ? Explains a little bit further into what a prime minister does
Errrr makes new rules?

What is your favourite number, and why?

@RealReginaPhalange do you have to be so bloody miserable??? Its a mum trying to keep her poorly little one occupied.... simple!! You are an insult to Phoebe buffet!!

Nasty.

Oh go away.
This is one of the best posts I've seen on here.

Apart from the mistake with "laying"

Bless you, what a killjoy! The unwatch thread option is there, but you seem to have failed to figure out how it works as this is your second nasty comment! 🤣 bye bye 👋

😂
I'm doing it verbatim! Don't worry though, you don't have to read anything.

Hope you feel better soon little one!

What would you do if you were king of the universe?

That's my bad 😅 I could blame the 4 hours sleep I've had but instead I'll blame my lack of education

All he wants to do is lay on me.

Argh! It's lie on me.

What’s Mummy’s favourite thing to do?

That's how to dispose of annoying posters OP.

I don't have a favourite number. I hate sand

Have you ever eaten any of your cat's food?

Would you rather have a lion-sized cat or a cat-sized lion?