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I'm 5, AMA

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Soitis83 · 17/09/2025 09:52

My son’s home from school with a fever. He's fine, just laying about.
You ask, I’ll ask, he’ll answer. Together we’ll tackle the big questions of the universe with the wisdom of a 5-year-old who’s been outsmarting me since he could talk. AMA (Ask My Apprentice).

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Heaviestdirtyestsoul · 17/09/2025 10:23

Thanks little dude! I think steve too! My son thinks iron man, we have been discussing it a lot this week. Get well soon!

napody · 17/09/2025 10:24

Soitis83 · 17/09/2025 10:09

Both. Because some people eat them in triangles and squares like and also you can eat them in rectangles if you want

Soitis83 Jr for PM!
Q: what is each of your cats thinking about right now, do you think?

Soitis83 · 17/09/2025 10:24

BetterOffNow · 17/09/2025 10:22

Best thread ever!!😁

What makes a teacher a good teacher?

Errr making phonics for us

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Soitis83 · 17/09/2025 10:25

napody · 17/09/2025 10:24

Soitis83 Jr for PM!
Q: what is each of your cats thinking about right now, do you think?

laughs how to will I know I'm not one of my cats. Err me rocking him in a baby chair

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Soitis83 · 17/09/2025 10:25

Canopop · 17/09/2025 10:23

What’s your fave song?

La la la lavaaaaa chi chi chi chickeeeeen. I hope they know that song

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BananaPeels · 17/09/2025 10:25

If you could eat only burgers for a day or only chocolate/sweets- what would you choose?

Soitis83 · 17/09/2025 10:27

Mumof2amazingasdkiddos · 17/09/2025 10:23

How do you stay asleep all night (assuming you do) so I can tell my 5yr DS who hates sleep

Errrr put some monsters in his room to make him fake sleep.

Disclaimer - I promise this hasn't been a sleep training technique of mine. And I don't condone this kind of behaviour

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Soitis83 · 17/09/2025 10:28

BananaPeels · 17/09/2025 10:25

If you could eat only burgers for a day or only chocolate/sweets- what would you choose?

Hmmmm chocolate errr I mean happy meal because I might get a toy

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JustJoinedRightNow · 17/09/2025 10:30

What's the best thing you've built in Minecraft? Also tell him I'm a mum and I play Minecraft!

Mumof2amazingasdkiddos · 17/09/2025 10:30

Soitis83 · 17/09/2025 10:27

Errrr put some monsters in his room to make him fake sleep.

Disclaimer - I promise this hasn't been a sleep training technique of mine. And I don't condone this kind of behaviour

Oh this is when we need the laugh emoji! Thanks Soitis83 Jr I'm that desperate I will absolutely try your tip

Disclaimer - I'm not sure if I'm joking or i will actually try it.....

JaninaDuszejko · 17/09/2025 10:31

What's your favourite thing to do?

Soitis83 · 17/09/2025 10:32

JustJoinedRightNow · 17/09/2025 10:30

What's the best thing you've built in Minecraft? Also tell him I'm a mum and I play Minecraft!

Ooh err our own house. Do you build err things?

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Soitis83 · 17/09/2025 10:33

JaninaDuszejko · 17/09/2025 10:31

What's your favourite thing to do?

Errrr play and watch sometimes some things

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JustJoinedRightNow · 17/09/2025 10:33

Soitis83 · 17/09/2025 10:32

Ooh err our own house. Do you build err things?

Yep, I like to play in survival and I have a realm with both my sons and my sister plays in it too.

RealReginaPhalange · 17/09/2025 10:34

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YumYa · 17/09/2025 10:35

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He's obviously enjoying it. He's on the couch poorly.

JustJoinedRightNow · 17/09/2025 10:36

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You don't need to read it you know.

Ireolu · 17/09/2025 10:36

This is very sweet..thanks for the smiles little 5 yr old and feel better soon!

HateThursdays · 17/09/2025 10:37

If you could have a superpower for a day which would you choose? I think I would like to be invisible!

WaffleParty · 17/09/2025 10:38

Do different colour smarties taste different?

Slightyamusedandsilly · 17/09/2025 10:39

DappledThings · 17/09/2025 10:07

I miss the laugh emoji.

I also correct my children when they make grammatical errors like that.

They don't listen.

Daddy or chips?

Soitis83 · 17/09/2025 10:39

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No. I can't because errr do you think they're thinking I'm playing right now?

Disclaimer - he's got a temperature and is quite lethargic. All he wants to do is lay on me. We're trying to make the day a little bit more fun. He doesn't want to play.

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Notthatgameagain · 17/09/2025 10:41

Are you naughty when you mum is not watching ? Or are you good ? 🤣

Tillow4ever · 17/09/2025 10:41

Get well soon!

Which is better - DC or Marvel (I personally think Marvel)?

Also, I play Minecraft too - good choice of game!

Soitis83 · 17/09/2025 10:41

HateThursdays · 17/09/2025 10:37

If you could have a superpower for a day which would you choose? I think I would like to be invisible!

Errr to be a ghost to pretend to be invisible and play hide and seek very good and to have speed. I want both of them

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