I'm 5, AMA

[Soitis83]

My son’s home from school with a fever. He's fine, just laying about.
You ask, I’ll ask, he’ll answer. Together we’ll tackle the big questions of the universe with the wisdom of a 5-year-old who’s been outsmarting me since he could talk. AMA (Ask My Apprentice).

Just realised that your son might be the perfect person to ask what to buy my grandson for Christmas as he’s the same age.

If you could be best friends with someone in a TV show, who would be your best friend?
(My son said Doctor Who)

Hello young man and I hope you are soon feeling better. My questions are:

What makes you feel happy?
What makes you a bit sad?
What makes you feel angry?
What is your most favourite thing to do?

That’s a lot of questions.

No don't you! You don't that do you? Do you mum?

I would, if he asked 😅

What is your favourite book?? Do you like Lego and if yes what is your favourite thing to build.

Errrr make me ice-cream

aaah my heart!!! What a little treasure he is!

FWIW we adore Spidey in this house. You don't grow out of Spiderman by the time you are 15 (or 52).

Skittles isn't it mum?

What do you think is the best thing about being a grown up?

And, what do you think is the worst thing about being a grown up?

There is a mother trying to cheer up her sick son with a lighthearted post, and this is your contribution to the thread? Step away from Mumsnet for the day and go outside.

Errr no? They are not.

Gummy bear

And my brother's! To the park, yeah water park!

Errr playing?

What annoying things does mum do?

Who does the loudest farts in the house?

he said his name so I said choose another one

Errr Mr toddler

Why do children love jam sandwiches so much? That's all I'm ever asked to make for my nephews' and nieces' birthday parties.

And what is funnier: a fart or a belch?

Wait what does he like? Hmmm I don't know maybe ask him

Which is the best dinosaur?

Your 5 year old is much brighter than me! 😂

He likes dinosaurs and tigers and cars. He like making mess and lots of noise.

pfft . stegosaurus, clearly.

I can't find a dino emoji sadly

Steve

Nonsense, it's the diplodocus.
🤣

You and me both. I can't even get lay and lie right!