I'm 5, AMA

[Soitis83]

My son’s home from school with a fever. He's fine, just laying about.
You ask, I’ll ask, he’ll answer. Together we’ll tackle the big questions of the universe with the wisdom of a 5-year-old who’s been outsmarting me since he could talk. AMA (Ask My Apprentice).

What food should the bad people in prison be forced to eat for the rest of their life?

I don't know it, or that. What is it?
I can't help, I have no idea

Errr both they are

Chips!

Burgers and chips!

Do you know any funny jokes?

if you had your own shop what would you sell?

Hope he’s feeling better soon, such a cute thread to read ☺️

Errr. Nothing? I like nothing I like everything.

To the beach because I love the sea and all of that

What would you like Father Christmas to bring you this year.

What's the fastest cake?

<answer - scone (has to be pronounced scon! - move head quickly from left to right when saying it>

Errrr yeah? Laughs

It wasn't nice because I don't feel well. It was, wait what was it called again?
Potato and leek
Potato and leek but I'm not hungry anymore

No I don't

Errrr dirt

Yeah? Err how do you get a Pikachu on a bus? Poke him on laughs
Minecraft stuff

Minecraft toys

Can't argue with that - save on the old tax bills

I've nominated it for Classics.

Who is your nanna/grandma. Asking because my 5 year old grandkid didn’t realise until quite recently that I’m dads mum 🤣

Are you having fun answering the questions kiddo?

This is so cute 🥰

I'm trying to make a deal with another company right now, do you think we should be equal partners or should one of us be more important than the other? Why?

What does King Charles do?

She's nanny says her name
Me - who's mum is she?
Him - daddy's.

Yeah after my soup cus I'm not hungry anymore

Would you have liked to have been born in the olden days of the 1980s or 1990s like some of us 30/40 year olds, or the 2020s like you were. Do you think anything was better back then.

Hmmm equal partners I mean one of us be important than actually I mean both