I'm God. AMA

[RealGod]

Trying to be hip with the kids and the internet seems to be the main form of communication these days, beats carving shit into stone tombs anyday.

AMA.

Got about an hour before I gotta get back to work, got my main man Jegudiel manning the post right now.

Helmet I was going to make a saddleworth moor joke but I'll hold my tongue.

Hmm, i think that’s for the best.

@MNHQ

OP is sock puppeting. Jesus and God are the same person.

We have roolez here ya know.

Hello there God .

Could you please settle a debate we're currently having in my house and tell us what your favourite pizza topping is?

Mine is ham and mushroom.

Jesus and I are the same. As is the Holy Spirit.

But he's probably at the pub. Let's just say the irony of his name is not lost on me.

Hello Plants.

I'm vegetarian so my favourite pizza is a Mediterranean veg. With Aldi finest coleslaw.

Sounds delicious God. You have good taste.

When you say It depends on what happens 06/09/19 do you mean 6th September or 9th June?

Also could you please tell me if plants really are people too. You know just like how we are people?

Thankyou adds a gold star to Plants life CV

6th September.

Have you ever thought of writing a sequel to the bible? Or even a prequel?

Plants aren't people. They don't feel or have emotions. They are however, very tasty on pizza.

A sequel would be good. I would totally read that!

Rainy, yes.

I'm waiting for George Lucas to join me up here before I start.

That's good to know God. At least now I won't have to starve to death!

@NukaColaGirl

How dare you. I'm nothing like him! NOTHING.

I HATE YOU ALL.

Ok well in that case dont start too soon!

I'm thinking of publishing something in regards to Jesus' younger years/teens.

All that stuff got bypassed.

He was so cute as a kid, his teen rebellion stage was hilarious.

I HATE YOU ALL

^^prime example of his teen years.

Except you Plants.

p.s. dad invented herbivores you know

Do you laugh at the bible and all the rules in religion and wonder how people believe it’s your wishes?

Daisy I certainly do.

It's human nature to twist things to suit ones own agenda.
Unfortunately The Bible is a prime example of that.