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I'm God. AMA

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RealGod · 30/06/2018 18:02

Trying to be hip with the kids and the internet seems to be the main form of communication these days, beats carving shit into stone tombs anyday.

AMA.

Got about an hour before I gotta get back to work, got my main man Jegudiel manning the post right now.

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HarshingMyMellow · 30/06/2018 18:49

@RealJesus call the police and social services.
LTB.

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RealGod · 30/06/2018 18:50

Jesus do we have to go over this AGAIN.
You live in eternal paradise. You have an Xbox one, a PS5 (they're not even MADE YET) and a Nintendo switch. Stop complaing and get over it.

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HarshingMyMellow · 30/06/2018 18:51

@RealGod doesn't explain why they're such ugly, hairy, scary bastards though.

Size of a raisin? I could let you off, some of the fuckers are bigger than me.

Urbanbeetler · 30/06/2018 18:51

Where the frick are my car keys?

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RealGod · 30/06/2018 18:51

Eggys.

You're human. If you weren't flawed you wouldn't be. You'd be me.

Not to be big headed or anything.

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RealGod · 30/06/2018 18:52

Rainy I think that may have been the day I made opiates. Blush

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RealGod · 30/06/2018 18:53

Urban they are where you left them. HTH.

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DollyDayScream · 30/06/2018 18:55

Show me a sign.

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RealGod · 30/06/2018 18:56

Dolly

I'm God. AMA
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RealJesus · 30/06/2018 18:57

Can't believe you're not going to warn them about what happens in 2021.

That's right. SPOILERS.

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RealGod · 30/06/2018 18:59

Dude, that's not even confirmed yet. It depends on what happens 06/09/19.

Do you want a panic induced riot?

this is why I can never retire

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RealJesus · 30/06/2018 19:02

Mum?

Helmetbymidnight · 30/06/2018 19:03

Ah, I knew monotheism was wrong!

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RealGod · 30/06/2018 19:03

I'm God Confused

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Helmetbymidnight · 30/06/2018 19:04

But seriously are you happy being represented by Morgan freeman?

Or are you actually Morgan freeman?

hazeyjane · 30/06/2018 19:04

I could be Jesus, truth is I'm sort of a bit of everything.....

dollyknocker · 30/06/2018 19:04

Best Thread Ever.

While I'm here, am I going to get made redundant next week?

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RealGod · 30/06/2018 19:04

Should we do rock, paper scissors or something?

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feltcarrot · 30/06/2018 19:05

It’s too hot where I live, can you turn the sun down to about 22c please.

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RealGod · 30/06/2018 19:05

I cast Morgan myself. Hes a bad ass futhamucka.

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Helmetbymidnight · 30/06/2018 19:05

You could do a burning bush competition?

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RealGod · 30/06/2018 19:06

Dolly, our paths are not set in stone. Life is fluid. A journey. I can tell you that whatever happens, you will be OK. It will come good.

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hazeyjane · 30/06/2018 19:06

I'm God

well to be honest, you're me.....because I'm everything and all knowing.

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RealGod · 30/06/2018 19:07

Felt. I cant bloody win.
I get so many complaints every year from Brita that they don't get a summer. I turn the dial up and you all can't cope. Made your minds up Hmm

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