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MASTERCHEF - The Professionals. With beards, my liege.

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Halsall Tue 21-Nov-17 20:04:50

New thread......

Taffeta Tue 21-Nov-17 20:22:43

More Beard!

Halsall Tue 21-Nov-17 20:22:49

I'm afraid Greggggg's utterance of the words 'soggy biscuit' have to open this new thread. Sorry folks.

GrouchyKiwi Tue 21-Nov-17 20:23:02

Thanks Halsall. star

Oooh, a private yacht chef. I need one of those. And a yacht.

fourquenelles Tue 21-Nov-17 20:23:19

The French Ambassador hangs his head in shame

Luxury yacht eh?

SchadenfreudePersonified Tue 21-Nov-17 20:23:25

Thanks Halsall

Why does Gregg, who couldn't boil a sprout on his own, always take it upon himself to deliver the criticism?

Lee has a nice Tudor double-chin, and an (only just) acceptable amount of beard.

fourquenelles Tue 21-Nov-17 20:24:27

He looks like he could captain one of the Tudor war ships. Not the Mary Rose though unless he cocks this up.

Taffeta Tue 21-Nov-17 20:24:33

I reckon the peaches have been frozen to throw them off

SchadenfreudePersonified Tue 21-Nov-17 20:24:36

He looks very very nervous - voice and had are shaking.

He can't be our dungeon master with that sort of anxiety I think.

SchadenfreudePersonified Tue 21-Nov-17 20:25:02

*hand, not had

GrouchyKiwi Tue 21-Nov-17 20:25:10

Yes, four, I was going to say he looks like a military type.

SchadenfreudePersonified Tue 21-Nov-17 20:25:50

But yes - he could captain a boat. I could see him panicking as he went over the edge of the world.

SchadenfreudePersonified Tue 21-Nov-17 20:26:57

I wish Gregg would start to deflate - patronising fucking twat.

Taffeta Tue 21-Nov-17 20:27:43

Where’s the wummins? sad

SchadenfreudePersonified Tue 21-Nov-17 20:27:52

Chef at a Law Firm!!!!! shock

fourquenelles Tue 21-Nov-17 20:28:04

Found attached (every day a school day on MN). There are lots of roles we can put the chaps/chapesses in.

GrouchyKiwi Tue 21-Nov-17 20:28:07

He's our dungeon master. He has a touch of the Lurch about him. (Sorry Chris.)

SchadenfreudePersonified Tue 21-Nov-17 20:29:02

Nice hairy arms - no tatts because obviously the hair would obscure tham.

Taffeta Tue 21-Nov-17 20:29:09

Aww lovely Chris with his hairy hands and cute smile

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow Tue 21-Nov-17 20:29:30

He'd be a shite pirate, or a crap. buccaneer
Private chef at a law firm! Lordy it's a bit high end tonight.
Struggling here-jester?

AvengingGerbil Tue 21-Nov-17 20:29:38

Why do they all claim to be roasting fruit when what they are clearly doing is frying it?

fourquenelles Tue 21-Nov-17 20:30:00

He's too happy to be a dungeon master. He'd be tickling the prisoners to death.

GrouchyKiwi Tue 21-Nov-17 20:30:04

Dunno about plums and meringue.

SchadenfreudePersonified Tue 21-Nov-17 20:30:11

I agree Grouchy

And I will allow Gregg into the court as Groom of the Stool, four

fourquenelles Tue 21-Nov-17 20:30:31

Fuck off talking clock head.

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