MASTERCHEF - The Professionals. With beards, my liege.

[Halsall]

New thread......

Ah, fondant potato-that takes me back. The downfall of many a mc contestant.

I really don't trust the French Ambassador. He's properly shifty looking. You'd think they'd send someone who looks more trustworthy.

Oi Craig. You forgot to peel your onion.

I wonder what the French Ambassador is doing?

There is a character Johnny Depp plays that looks like the French guy,,,

Is that three or four lamb dishes so far?

Fabulous-we got a pretentious twat!

Aaaah! Beetroot.

He has obviously been influenced by the Russian Ambassador

I want to be serving wench Schaden, failing that Henry the Eighth!

Last week it was an entire school of fish Grouchy

This week, a flock sheep.

Some very pretty looking "plates of food" here

Sweet corn & vanilla puree?!

I did wonder, Schaden but felt it rude to ask thank you.

Oooo I hope I see one blow em away this year!

I don't normally watch cooking shows as they make me hungry and so of course I have to eat and by the end of the series I'm far fatter but still not satisfied.

I am reluctant to ask you what your beard is like Myfanwy - stick to serving ale or there will be Talk.

There you go, Cheese - they're impressed! (I'm not counting Gregggg)

I am reluctant to ask you what your beard is like Myfanwy

I don't like how square that meat is, Craig.

Craig looks like that guy that plays Moriarty.
Looks good, but lose the fucking flowers!

That's RAW!

Our Heretic Evangelist has given them RAW flesh and got away with it.

That meal looks scary . . .

Jack sparrow...the French a,bassador looks like a blonde jack sparrow...

Ah, there's the French influence. He didn't cook the meat.

Ooooo they do seem very impressed with the 21 year old I feel I contributed to it somewhat with my wish.

French Ambassador has blown it. Back over the Channel for you my man.

I'm not sure that Alan's lamb was even dead. . .

The lamb lorry's certainly working overtime tonight.

As for Gregggg and his SAWWWWCE.....ODFOD