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MASTERCHEF - The Professionals. With beards, my liege.

995 replies

Halsall · 21/11/2017 20:04

New thread......

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Taffeta · 21/11/2017 20:32

Shaking their hands with his Irish accent

Here’s one to watch.....

fourquenelles · 21/11/2017 20:32

Now Stephen has the look of a bishop about him.

GrouchyKiwi · 21/11/2017 20:32

Bless him, a teenager not knowing people could get paid for cooking. Wee lambkins.

MyfanwyMontez · 21/11/2017 20:33

Craig's looks lovely- he looked so sweet when he ha those comments.

GrouchyKiwi · 21/11/2017 20:34

Yes, Stephven (I need to pay closer attention), enjoy what you're doing. Monica wasn't at all menacing when she said that.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 21/11/2017 20:34

FUCK OFF COCK HEAD!

SchadenfreudePersonified · 21/11/2017 20:34

I think he'll be the Boy Who Looks After The Stables but Keeps His Eyes Open and before you know it he's got a job as Lord Chancellor.

Halsall · 21/11/2017 20:34

Greggggg hasn't worked out that putting your fingers in boiling sugar might be......hot???? Hmm

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Taffeta · 21/11/2017 20:35

Soft ball - love this guy

SchadenfreudePersonified · 21/11/2017 20:35

I wish Gregg would just stop LOOKING Angry

GrouchyKiwi · 21/11/2017 20:35

I've decided to just completely ignore Gregg. It's a kind of selective blindness and deafness. It's wonderful.

Looks like someone murdered someone on that plate.

MyfanwyMontez · 21/11/2017 20:36

This one could be Chief Peach Executioner

SchadenfreudePersonified · 21/11/2017 20:37

Let him leave the room before you comment on him, please!

SchadenfreudePersonified · 21/11/2017 20:37

Mffanwy Grin

Gilbert and Sullivan could put him in an opera.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 21/11/2017 20:38

Oh Christ NO!

Not edible flowers AGAIN!

GrouchyKiwi · 21/11/2017 20:38

Specifically Bradley is sous vide-ing a duck breast, which sounds fowl. (Sorry.)

SchadenfreudePersonified · 21/11/2017 20:40

I forgive you only because of your name KIWI

fourquenelles · 21/11/2017 20:40

Boom tish! Grouchy

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 21/11/2017 20:40

Ive entered masterchef because Francis Drake stole my ship.

Cheeseandcucumber · 21/11/2017 20:40

I'm new to Masterchef Blush

Has there ever been a chef that's blown the pros (minus the greengrocer) away? Or are they always a bit 'meh' even if the dish is incredible?

SchadenfreudePersonified · 21/11/2017 20:41

I've often wondered what saddle of lamb looked like.

Now I know.

GrouchyKiwi · 21/11/2017 20:42

cheese Every now and then there's one where they're super impressed and they say they're going to nick the idea.

fourquenelles · 21/11/2017 20:42

There have been a few cheese that have blown Monica and Marcus away. Can't remember names though Blush

SchadenfreudePersonified · 21/11/2017 20:43

Welcome Cheese

We are currently compiling a Tudor Court from our contestants (just in case you wondered what the references to pirates, dungeons etc are all about).

Bluntness100 · 21/11/2017 20:43

That Irish guy looks about 17.

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