MASTERCHEF - The Professionals. With beards, my liege.

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Don't think Matt is smug. He got a lovely write up from a mutual friend today. Sounds great and I now hope he wins.

Assassin of Fun is going to be fucking Champion isn’t he? Ugh

C'mon Tasso.

Shame about the cheesecake.

Poor tassimo.

Tasso's pud looks like it's already been eaten

Tasso might be gone too. Toss up between him and Cauli John, I think.

I think he is Taffeta.

Perhaps we will see a different side to his insufferable smugness - or maybe he is after Gregg's job? It could all be a front/

I missed yesterday's show so don't know Matt. Do we not like him?

Tell me what to think oh wise ones.

I want to keep Cauliflower John. Get rid Emrah. I need the other sudden.

What is with the untrimmed veggies that chefs seem to go for? Nothing worse than a mouthful of spring onion or carrot pubes. And don't talk to me about leaving the leaves on strawberries.

Oooh, no, Footle. I refuse to believe that someone who puts health food fads into high end cooking can be a decent person.

He runs marathons and cooks healthy grub. He smirks and drinks kombucha.

Phew

Cauli Man survives

Good. Ploppy is through.

Carrot pubes

Well squoosh - where do we start?

Private chef, skis, sails, mountain climbs, is probably the Milk Tray Man and smirks every time he gets a compliment (and my word - he gets a lot).

He just looks too self-satisfied - a bit like a culinary Alexandra Burke, if you will.

I think Matt is a cuisine savant

Yay for Cauli John!

squoosh Yesterday we had handsome Matt pegged as Master of Horse, or a similarly dashing role, and then he put spirulina on his fish. And some other healthy thingy.

He runs marathons and cooks healthy grub. He smirks and drinks kombucha

Oh dear. I'll place him the corner with 'I never cook with spices' Ryan.

I want Jay to look at AoFs rabbit food and say WTF

Oh come on, Groucho. Try harder.

Way hey! I hope Grace is as funny as last time.

No one fancies a smirker.

no sir.

WE need a new thread. I'll start one and link

squoosh in a sea of overweight, pasty, bearded and bleary types, Matt is perky, fit, runs marathons and cooks things with spirulina and kombucha, plus foam . He's just too damn perfect.