Help ds1 has made a large clay cock

[FrannyandZooey]

I mean it is an erect penis. It is in proportion and quite detailed. He didn't intend it for a cock as far as I know - he was just messing about with clay, but the finished model is quite unmistakeably in the shape of a man's genitalia. It has a bell end and everything.

Normally when ds has made a model we varnish it and put it on the windowsill. He is very proud of this model. Wtf am I going to do? I have the health visitor coming round this week and it is not really going to impress her is it.

[GordonTheGopher]

[maidamess]

I'd keep it in your bedside drawer if I were you. You never know when something like that is going to come in handy.

[DorrisMcWhirter]

Soory but pmsl
Can he have it 'as a treat' in his room when people come over?!

[MrsFearnleyWhittingstall]

Lol LOL Lol LOL LOL LOL

Sorry ni advice but thanks for making me laugh

[WhereTheWildThingsWere]

rofl

[FrannyandZooey]

'as a treat in his room'
OMG that would go down well wouldn't it
"come and see what mummy lets me have as a treat in my room"

[Niecie]

Do you have a desk?

Rather than leave it on the windowsill tell DS it would look lovely on your desk as a paperweight. Out of sight of the HV and yet functional too.

[DorrisMcWhirter]

Oh god, yes!
Maybe not then!!

[DorrisMcWhirter]

Use no more nails and stick it to the kitchen wall as a tea towel hanger!

[morningpaper]

lololol

picture please

this is what happens when you venture into crafts

[FrannyandZooey]

shall I "drop" it?

[desperation]

it's too uncanny. It's just sitting looking at me. With its one eye.

[ExterminAitch]

a bangle tree?

[morningpaper]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUGH

[morningpaper]

keep hair bands on it?

donate it to MNHQ as a special competition prize

[littleducks]

i read the thread title as clock by this is much more amusing!

[Perfectinpink]

Just smile serenly to the HV if she comments and say ''in our religion we venerate the penis...''

[laidbackinengland]

Surely a lovely present for an unsuspecting grandmother ?

[ExterminAitch]

lolol pp, yy.

[Perfectinpink]

YY, you could give it to your mother..

[Niecie]

Can you paint it as a disguise? Stripes or something equally fetching.

As a matter of interest, what did he intend it to be?

[Flamesparrow]

i read it as "clock" too!!!

I would love to win it as a prize

[Perfectinpink]

oh Franzo, I heart your son!

[FrannyandZooey]

yes I feel like someone off the Wicker Man
the health visitor is going to LOVE us

[FrannyandZooey]

oh hello PIP
was that YOU then? I liked your thread

[DisenchantedPlusBump]

I thought it said 'clock'



Is anyones birthday coming up??