Help ds1 has made a large clay cock

[FrannyandZooey]

I mean it is an erect penis. It is in proportion and quite detailed. He didn't intend it for a cock as far as I know - he was just messing about with clay, but the finished model is quite unmistakeably in the shape of a man's genitalia. It has a bell end and everything.

Normally when ds has made a model we varnish it and put it on the windowsill. He is very proud of this model. Wtf am I going to do? I have the health visitor coming round this week and it is not really going to impress her is it.

I'd keep it in your bedside drawer if I were you. You never know when something like that is going to come in handy.

Soory but pmsl
Can he have it 'as a treat' in his room when people come over?!

Lol LOL Lol LOL LOL LOL

Sorry ni advice but thanks for making me laugh

rofl

'as a treat in his room'
OMG that would go down well wouldn't it
"come and see what mummy lets me have as a treat in my room"

Do you have a desk?

Rather than leave it on the windowsill tell DS it would look lovely on your desk as a paperweight. Out of sight of the HV and yet functional too.

Oh god, yes!
Maybe not then!!

Use no more nails and stick it to the kitchen wall as a tea towel hanger!

lololol

picture please

this is what happens when you venture into crafts

shall I "drop" it?

[desperation]

it's too uncanny. It's just sitting looking at me. With its one eye.

a bangle tree?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUGH

keep hair bands on it?

donate it to MNHQ as a special competition prize

i read the thread title as clock by this is much more amusing!

Just smile serenly to the HV if she comments and say ''in our religion we venerate the penis...''

Surely a lovely present for an unsuspecting grandmother ?

lolol pp, yy.

YY, you could give it to your mother..

Can you paint it as a disguise? Stripes or something equally fetching.

As a matter of interest, what did he intend it to be?

i read it as "clock" too!!!

I would love to win it as a prize

oh Franzo, I heart your son!

yes I feel like someone off the Wicker Man
the health visitor is going to LOVE us

oh hello PIP
was that YOU then? I liked your thread

I thought it said 'clock'

Is anyones birthday coming up??