Help ds1 has made a large clay cock

[FrannyandZooey]

I mean it is an erect penis. It is in proportion and quite detailed. He didn't intend it for a cock as far as I know - he was just messing about with clay, but the finished model is quite unmistakeably in the shape of a man's genitalia. It has a bell end and everything.

Normally when ds has made a model we varnish it and put it on the windowsill. He is very proud of this model. Wtf am I going to do? I have the health visitor coming round this week and it is not really going to impress her is it.

You have to keep it for no other reason than to embarrass him on his wedding day

He is 5. He is clearly going to be the Chapman brother of his generation but I hadn't expected such talent to manifest itself so early.

ROFLMAO...my school used to varnish and display our artwork in reception...just a thought...

can't type - lauighing!

My! Is it based on anyone, erm, actual?

yes you will all be laughing when I am DRAGGED AWAY BY SOCIAL SERVICES for making my son make clay models of cocks

Genius

That is a priceless work of art you are all laughing at!

I think it's genius. The HV probably won't bat an eyelid!!

rofl

Put it somewhere safe until September when he can proudly take it in for Show and Tell

love the way it seems to be sitting on a turd too

genius

rofl wellies

no come on now
shall I destroy the evidence
it is going to haunt me otherwise
do you fancy waking up to that every morning, sitting making polite conversation over your cornflakes with it leering at you?

Maybe you could put "it" in a cupboard, as you wouldn't want such a fabulous work of art to be damaged?

yes that was the Gilbert and George influence WelliesandP
he is quite at home with the modern art world you see

Brilliant? Best laugh I have had all day.

Put it away at the back of the wardrobe and give it to him at his 18th Birthday party.

fan-cockin'-tastic

"fan-cockin'-tastic" ROFL

keep it, in a box, in the loft or somewhere, just to make it easier, but do keep it

bring it out for dinner parties... a nice centrepiece to break the ice... decorate it with a few carnations

I think it's Rodinesque. Instead of the Thinker it's the Plonker.

wonderful just brilliant. I love your ds F&Z.

You could maybe mount it at an angle in the bathroom and use it as a loo paper holder?

Please don't destroy it. It's waaaay to good.

Fabulous. Franny, your son is a genius. This has to be kept and brought out to show his first partner in about 10 years

well i reckon you would not be waxing quite so lyrical about it if it was in your front room

what if he makes other things? what next?

anyone remember that work of art one of the sons made in East is East?

model of a copulating couple?