Help ds1 has made a large clay cock

[FrannyandZooey]

I mean it is an erect penis. It is in proportion and quite detailed. He didn't intend it for a cock as far as I know - he was just messing about with clay, but the finished model is quite unmistakeably in the shape of a man's genitalia. It has a bell end and everything.

Normally when ds has made a model we varnish it and put it on the windowsill. He is very proud of this model. Wtf am I going to do? I have the health visitor coming round this week and it is not really going to impress her is it.

classic one!!

I hadn't realised there was a PHOTO - now my ds's (and their friend) want to know what I'm laughing at.

Frannyandzooey - you really shouldn't post pics like that on a site where people have pelvic floors like mine - with all the strength and elasticity of a wet paper bag!

This is far, far better than writing christmas cards or cooking tea for us all.

This is one of the funniest things I've read on mn.

Am picturing the scene in yours DS's first GF house tho... "What did you do today dear?" "BF's mum showed me a big clay cock"

This is the funniest thing ever. Please tell us you have kept it somewhere safe?

I only clicked on Arts & Crafts to get some advice on crackle glazing curtain poles . . . .

Bump

God was this thread only just over a year ago it feels like it was years ago!

oh lol

I missed this last year. What a wonderful thread. F&Z, please come back and tell us what you did with the magnificent erm.. model.

I missed this too. awesome. is Fand Z still here? where is the, erm, masterpiece?

Sorry but so very funny. Use it as a game throw hoops over it. Or a lovely garden ornament!

i came on hear felling pretty missrable i am piddiling myself with lauphter know so glad i came to find sum arts and crafts to do.. what a hoot,

i wonder what she did do with it?

Is this thread not in Classics yet?

You can bring it in to my art cafe. He sounds like a budding sulpturer. I'm sure we could sell it for him.
We have an art exhibition soon. You could put all his models on display. He could even make more (not of the penis variety). All your threads gave me a real laugh

You must look at this, it is fantastic not laughed so much in ages.
PLease, please post and let us know what you did with the masterpiece.

Haven't seen this before - fantastic, made my day
pmsl

Oh I remember this,is it in mn classics?If not it should be

Haven't seen F+Z posting for ages sadly,as she was/is very funny

oh I am so happy, this thread is an old friend and The pic is still there....!

Franzo, I know you lurky sometimes - big love to you and your little dudes x

PMSL this thread is ace.

omg
I have had the most horrible day for a long time and have just found this thread

i have tears rolling down my face
classic thread

Hahhahaha AGAIN!

This thread is fab! Having a bit of a sad day and this has cheered me right up!

OMG have just been directed to this, i am at work feeling v poorly and sorry for myself and now my colleagues are looking at me all odd as i am crying laughing (discreetly obv). How the hell did i get away with looking at a pic of a clay cock at work!

great thread!

Funnily enough, I was thinking of this thread as I admired the display of clay beanstalks DD and her reception classmates had made. Another mother and I exchanged looks and sniggered.

Some look like kinky vibrators with nobbly bits on the sides but there is one which is erect, bare and proud.