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Help ds1 has made a large clay cock

246 replies

FrannyandZooey · 28/07/2008 19:21

I mean it is an erect penis. It is in proportion and quite detailed. He didn't intend it for a cock as far as I know - he was just messing about with clay, but the finished model is quite unmistakeably in the shape of a man's genitalia. It has a bell end and everything.

Normally when ds has made a model we varnish it and put it on the windowsill. He is very proud of this model. Wtf am I going to do? I have the health visitor coming round this week and it is not really going to impress her is it.

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pinkspottywellies · 28/07/2008 21:16

I just had to have another look. It's soooooo funny

LOL at 'can't wait to see his vulva' and 'set it up as a water feature'

Pannacotta · 28/07/2008 21:18

Hilarious thread and what a fine clay cock it is!
You must keep it, def one for embarassing him when he's older...

georgimama · 28/07/2008 21:19

PLEASE can we have a link to the thread about the woman who pinned the doctor to the wall with her fanjo, I would search but can't even begin to imagine what the thread title was - was it in AIBU????

FoghornLeghorn · 28/07/2008 21:19

Bravo to Master F&Z A masterpiece !

ChirpyGirl · 28/07/2008 21:28

DH is seriously worried about me, I haven't been able to speak for about 15 minutes.

Definately keep it for wedding/first girlfriend and then just leave it casually in teh middle of the table.

elmoandella · 28/07/2008 21:35

dp you have other dc who could "break it " by accident. or you could accidently whack it while polishing. coz you so proud you didn't want it to get dusty.

or get him to make matching boobs

Califrau · 28/07/2008 21:35

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Tatties · 28/07/2008 21:37

OMG Franny that has made me laugh

thisisyesterday · 28/07/2008 21:38

franny you have GOT to ask him what it is.

ButterflyMcQueen · 28/07/2008 21:43

maybe its a kind of 'birth gift'

a la lucien freud.....

SpookyMadMummy · 28/07/2008 21:46

You need to put it in for that Art prize... is it the Turner Prize?? He might win!!

WilfSell · 28/07/2008 22:06

bumping just because this deserves to be up on top of the list for, oh, a week or so.

Habbibu · 28/07/2008 22:12

Oh, yes, 18th birthday present. And wrapped in this thread, carefully printed out on fancy paper. Just so he can see how many people admired his work...
BTW Franny, had not congratulated you on ds2 - v.remiss of me! Congratulations!

Hassled · 28/07/2008 22:19

I haven't laughed so much in ages - you have to keep it safe somewhere (discreet)

hugeheadofhair · 28/07/2008 22:22

Before you put it away to give it to him on his 18th birthday, get him to put his name on it! All artists sign their work after all!

giraffescantdancethetango · 28/07/2008 22:23

ive just wet myself laughing at the picture.

brilliant

IdrisTheDragon · 28/07/2008 22:24

That is so so funny. DH just wondered why I nearly fell off the sofa

alittleteapot · 28/07/2008 22:29

I thought the OP said "Help ds1 make a large clay cock" and was about to roll up with some top tips but he's clearly got it nailed

You have to keep it to bring out on his wedding day.

drowninginlaundry · 28/07/2008 22:30

it's beautiful....

your son is a genius

MrsWeasley · 28/07/2008 22:35

its excellent Well Done DS

I would put it on display and see if HV has the balls to mention it.

NappiesNoMore · 28/07/2008 22:47

lol!

i have to know what ds says it is... come on francoise, done be coy, you have to ask him.

theinsider · 28/07/2008 23:14

I asked for direction to the most amusing thread on mumsnet tonight.

Many thanks to IdrisTheDragon.

And of course FrannyandZooey DS. Fantastic

duomonstermum · 28/07/2008 23:18

ooohhhh my stomach huuurrrtttssss. was on the mobile to DH and all he got was me wheezing down the line for 5mins before i told him i'd call him back. not fit to do so have txted him. he is now on his way home to have a gander......

MrsWeasley · 28/07/2008 23:23

I was once helping at a pre-school and we we doing playdough and one child was making something that looked very similar to F&Z masterpiece. I innocently said "oh thats a nice snake" the DC looked at me and said in a very loud voice "Its not a snake its a big cock" I didnt know where to look. Oddly enough I was never asked to help there again

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