Help ds1 has made a large clay cock

[FrannyandZooey]

I mean it is an erect penis. It is in proportion and quite detailed. He didn't intend it for a cock as far as I know - he was just messing about with clay, but the finished model is quite unmistakeably in the shape of a man's genitalia. It has a bell end and everything.

Normally when ds has made a model we varnish it and put it on the windowsill. He is very proud of this model. Wtf am I going to do? I have the health visitor coming round this week and it is not really going to impress her is it.

I read "Clock" too - sorry no advice, but thanks for the laugh
:)

How did I miss this first time around?! hilarious

One wonders what he is making now 3 years on with an 8 year olds imagination compared to a 5yo. The mind boggles!

I shall set about my house work with tears of laughter on my cheeks.

I think you should encourage his natural talent. One day you may well be invited to the opening of his first sculpture exhibition and it will be an amazing sight!

brilliant thread. Just genius.

i too was wondering about the little 8yo boy now - it is getting close to humiliation time!

Ah that picture made me

Funniest thing I've seen in a while.

This thread is sooo weird. My DS1's clay, varnished 'moneybox' picture is on my profile page, please look.

One of the best threads ever. Is (are?)Franny and Zooey still on mumsnet? I always used to rush to read their posts and was never disappointed.

Hilarious! bless him!

EllenJane...love the 'moneybox' !!!

ROOOOOOFFFFFFLLLLLLLE at emmajane's ds's large clay cock.

great photo, how old is your ds?

We were invited to our vicar's house for marriage preparation, and shown into his study, where there was a child's clay sculpture of a baby's hand gripping a grown-up's finger with the words 'I love you Daddy' underneath. Sweet, only it didn't look like a finger, thus lending an altogether sinister tone to the artwork.

If he was 5 at the time (2008), he's now 11. Perhaps time to show him a photo, in a pre-puberty sex ed chat?

OMG
OMFG
LOL
LMAO
ROLF
This is so funny I'm running out of acronyms!!!!!!!!!

Can't believe ds's clay cock made the legendary threads list. I'm not convinced the actual thread is the funniest ever, but I admit the photo is quite something.

I have some sad news for people, though. Please sit down before reading any further. The clay cock sadly passed away a few months ago. We had left it in a long forgotten corner of the house and when, in a fit of tidying, we unearthed it again, it had lost its proud stature and been reduced to a pile of rubble. I know. It was a tragic day sniff We gave it a good send off in the rubbish bin

I am however pleased to report that my fabulous ds1 is now nearly 12, and, while not exactly what I would call normal, has never shown any signs of repeating his phallic sculpture phase.

Anyway. waves I don't know if anyone remembers me, but, hello, and a very Happy Birthday to MN.

Francis!!!

How bloody marvellous to see you!

(You would know me as NormaStanley etc, but have name changed to honour a slightly drunken act earlier this week)

Hahahaha
I remember this!
Are you still a member @FrannyandZooey
OMG 😂

@FrannyandZooey have you managed to embarrass your DS with the photos yet? I’ve been waiting for many, many years?

Okay, so its 2025 - mumsnet has listed this as one of the 25 best threads

I can't see the photo?!

Would you have one to upload for us nosy lot from the future? 🤭🤭🤭

Has ds now realised what his creation resembled? 😄🥰