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(218 Posts)Long story short, the pill is making me crazy. Nobody can stand to be around me because my moods are so bad! ... including myself! I can't use a lot of contraception due to severe migraines and don't want to use others for various reasons.
So we are left with condoms. Only problem is standard ones don't fit the boyfriend and neither do the 'xl' ones from standard brands. Only ones we've found that do are from theyfit/myone and at almost £7 for 6, I can't afford to be having sex! 😂
Can anyone think of any brand etc that I may have forgotten? Or am I just going to have to give up sex (definitely not risking another baby after an almost 11lb one earlier this year....definitely not considering that for a long time!).
Thanks x
Superdrug? 12 condoms for £10
Amazon.
Magnum or Trojan bareskin xl 10 for £14
Skyn xl 10 for 5.31
pasante super king around a fiver for 24 or around a tenner for 144
exs magnum (these are a fav) around £20 for 144
They aren't really hard to find. Even the nhs shop sells xl condoms. Gum clinics usually have a good selection so you can try different brands.
Stealth boast.... 😂
Cool story bro
Or a windsock
You know any condom can stretch to fit over an entire fist? Your bf must be deformed if he is bigger than that.
Femidom
It might be big, but he’s clearly not very good with it if you resent paying £1 a bonk/shag/go/fuck...🤷🏻♀️
There’s definitely no link between cock size and birth weight
*taps nose knowingly
I'm saying nothing.
This has to be a wind up.
You know they're not supposed to go over his balls, don't you?!! 🤣🤣🤣
The size of the ship doesn't matter.
Its the motion on the ocean that's important.!!!
Waitrose extra large freezer bags - tie with rubber band to prevent leakage
You poor thing. Huge giant babies, ginormous penises. You’re really taking a battering 😫😂😉
Actually years ago I had a boyfriend who was huge of cock. Length and girth.
Getting a standard condom on was a real struggle. They seemed super tight around the base and he had to pull and stretch to get them on properly
I’m guessing he’s told you that they don’t fit
Back when I was young, stupid and didn't know any better we used to stick condoms over our heads and inflate them.
If a condom can stretch that much then your dh must have an almighty knob for xl condoms to be too tight. My suggestion is to tape a m&s carrier on.
I’ve seen people fit a condom over their heads. Surely his penis isn’t bigger than the average man’s head??
I remember a teacher of mine at school filling one with water once. And said any boy who tells you it doesnt fit is shitting you
Cling film and duct tape - sorted!
Asda do a strong bin bag I can recommend
Well if there's a link between cock size and baby size, some fucker has some 'splaining to do. (2 regular sized babies, 1 mahoosive... same dad... what the fuck did he do to his cock?!)
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