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To ask where I can buy bigger condoms?

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Fighternotalover · 29/10/2018 21:38

Long story short, the pill is making me crazy. Nobody can stand to be around me because my moods are so bad! ... including myself! I can't use a lot of contraception due to severe migraines and don't want to use others for various reasons.

So we are left with condoms. Only problem is standard ones don't fit the boyfriend and neither do the 'xl' ones from standard brands. Only ones we've found that do are from theyfit/myone and at almost £7 for 6, I can't afford to be having sex! 😂

Can anyone think of any brand etc that I may have forgotten? Or am I just going to have to give up sex (definitely not risking another baby after an almost 11lb one earlier this year....definitely not considering that for a long time!).

Thanks x

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AuLoinSontVontLesNuages · 30/10/2018 09:37

I'm just wondering if people would be taking the piss so much if the OP had asked about cheaper slim/small condoms

GladAllOver · 30/10/2018 09:40

A pound a shag is a bargain, surely?

ShatnersWig · 30/10/2018 09:44

@AuLoin I think it's as much to do with HOW the OP posted about it than the actual issue itself. £1 a condom is hardly going to break the bank.

TreeInTheWind · 30/10/2018 09:44

I remember people at school putting condoms over their head..

OurMiracle1106 · 30/10/2018 09:49

Ladies can we please be serious about this! I mean I am trying to work without giggling and you are not making this easy . (Ignores fact I’m on mumsnet)

I’d suggest refraining from activities until you find something that fits! Or maybe speak to your doctor. I’m sure they will know.

JellyBears · 30/10/2018 09:52

😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

brizzledrizzle · 30/10/2018 09:53

You can buy 36" ones www.partypieces.co.uk/36-inch-large-latex-balloon-fuschia-1.html?gclid=EAIaIQobChMIlIzws_Kt3gIVbbftCh2QJgVnEAQYASABEgKEp_D_BwE here, would they fit?

SassyTheVampireSlayer · 30/10/2018 09:56

Depends @ShatnersWig .... 4 times a day for example is gonna add up... think I would rather spend the £1460 on something that would guarantee my pleasure and last a helluva longer!

AuLoinSontVontLesNuages · 30/10/2018 09:56

@ShatnersWig

Let's say 2 condoms Monday to Friday - 2 condoms at the weekend and 1 abandoned because the baby starts crying - makes 5 - four and a half weeks a month so 5 x 4.5 = £22.50 a month or £270 a year - seems a reasonable budget to try and make a small saving on ...

FissionChips · 30/10/2018 09:57

I think it’s quite a serious issue, a poorly fitting condom can lead to pregnancy and disease because of breakage/leakage. Really not seeing what’s so funny.

bobstersmum · 30/10/2018 10:10

Please can we have a pic of the offending member, next to a tube of pringles (sour cream)

NotUmbongoUnchained · 30/10/2018 10:10

We had one ping off my husband once 😂 he’s hung very well and we’ve never really gotten on with condoms, but then we never really were that bothered about finding ones to fit. Hopefully someone will be along with some serious advice OP!
£1 a shag is a lot if you shag a lot. We quite often do it twice a day!

BrutusMcDogface · 30/10/2018 10:12

OP you have now got me wondering if there is a direct link between birth weight and cock length

This!

brizzledrizzle · 30/10/2018 10:18

Please can we have a pic of the offending member, next to a tube of pringles (sour cream)

Ugh - we're going for a Mexican meal later, I'm not going to be able to have sour cream dip now am I?

SassyTheVampireSlayer · 30/10/2018 10:21

@brizzledrizzle especially not if it comes wrapped in clingfilm.....

brizzledrizzle · 30/10/2018 10:36

@sassythevampireslayer or a limp tortilla. I suppose sour cream would be better than guacamole though.

NOTthepinkranger · 30/10/2018 10:44

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To ask where I can buy bigger condoms?

SassyTheVampireSlayer · 30/10/2018 10:48

I'd be heading to the clinic sharpish if it was guacamole Brizzle!

GlitterRollerSkate · 30/10/2018 10:48

Do you not have a family planning/gum clinic near you? They do coil fitting.

thereallochnessmonster · 30/10/2018 10:52

Do you only have sex with the lights off? if so, you may find he's using his arm.

😂😂😂😂😂😂

brizzledrizzle · 30/10/2018 10:58

@Sassythevampireslayer I'd be heading to the clinic sharpish if it was guacamole Brizzle! That's as maybe, but our meal has now been changed to Frankie and Benny's!

SassyTheVampireSlayer · 30/10/2018 11:00

Word to the wise... steer clear of the salami!

ShowerOfShite · 30/10/2018 11:01

I saw a massive willy once. I was terrified

NOTthepinkranger · 30/10/2018 11:07

This might be where he’s going wrong OP

To ask where I can buy bigger condoms?

Bananalanacake · 30/10/2018 11:10

I had a bf who bragged he was too big for condoms. He was the most boring, selfish, lazy bed partner I have ever had. He thought his Dick would do the work while he laid back.

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