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To ask where I can buy bigger condoms?

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Fighternotalover · 29/10/2018 21:38

Long story short, the pill is making me crazy. Nobody can stand to be around me because my moods are so bad! ... including myself! I can't use a lot of contraception due to severe migraines and don't want to use others for various reasons.

So we are left with condoms. Only problem is standard ones don't fit the boyfriend and neither do the 'xl' ones from standard brands. Only ones we've found that do are from theyfit/myone and at almost £7 for 6, I can't afford to be having sex! 😂

Can anyone think of any brand etc that I may have forgotten? Or am I just going to have to give up sex (definitely not risking another baby after an almost 11lb one earlier this year....definitely not considering that for a long time!).

Thanks x

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KittensAndCake · 30/10/2018 11:11

I saw a massive willy once. I was terrified

What, just on it's own or was it attached to someone?

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brizzledrizzle · 30/10/2018 11:27

Do you only have sex with the lights off? if so, you may find he's using his arm.

Does that mean he's chancing his arm?

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Abilouise · 30/10/2018 11:34

siakcaci
Me too 😂😂 my ex needs an XL size condom and our son was born 10bs 2oz. Size difference between ex's and DH's penis is a good 4 inches. Mine and DH's DD was only 5lbs 10oz at full term 🤔Grin

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ShatnersWig · 30/10/2018 12:14

@Sassy If they have the time for four times a day, then they are unemployed, so yes, they may struggle with the finances. They'll just have to calm down a bit.

@AuLoin I've not had sex in years. I'd be more than happy to pay £270 for four shags a week.

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Fighternotalover · 30/10/2018 12:31

Not unemployed but on maternity leave so finances are tight! I'd carry on with the pill because it's free but I'm so moody on it that he doesn't wanna come near me anyway haha

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aidelmaidel · 30/10/2018 12:31

@NOTthepinkranger, what the everloving fuck is that? I don't even know what to google to find out...

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RubbishRobotFromTheDawnOfTime · 30/10/2018 12:37
Halloween Grin
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NOTthepinkranger · 30/10/2018 12:46

Do you mean condom head? @aidel

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Vintagegoth · 30/10/2018 12:55

For a proper answer try condoms.co.uk. They deliver in discreet packaging and the bigger your order the better the price per unit. My DH finds Trojan Magnum XL a better fit.

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Pannalash · 30/10/2018 13:41

This should be in Classics or class dicks Grin

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looneymoons · 30/10/2018 14:06

How about this one;

To ask where I can buy bigger condoms?
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Leder · 30/10/2018 14:16

Amazon. Don't ask how I know.

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Onecutefox · 30/10/2018 15:03

I bet he doesn't want to use one and that's why it doesn't fit.

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Onecutefox · 30/10/2018 15:05

Don't use the pill. Let him find the condoms first. It's his dick and he should be the one looking for it.

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ShatnersWig · 30/10/2018 15:18

Have to say, if I had a large dick, I'd have already sussed out by now which condoms were best and always have some on hand.

Well, not on his hand. Unless I was right earlier about his arm..

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SecretWitch · 30/10/2018 15:23

Photo or it didn’t happen

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AnguaUberwaldIronfoundersson · 30/10/2018 15:23
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NOTthepinkranger · 30/10/2018 15:29

There’s a comparison table somewhere can’t remember where or why I looked at it BUT Durex normal condoms are able to fit the same ‘big dicks’ as all the XL condoms and comfortably at that.

I’ll try and find it

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Stephisaur · 30/10/2018 15:30

@shatnerswig using the hand/arm would be birth control in itself though wouldn't it?

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thenightsky · 30/10/2018 15:40

This is one of those rare occasions where I'd actually appreciate a 'dick pic'

Grin

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FissionChips · 30/10/2018 15:53

There’s a comparison table somewhere can’t remember where or why I looked at it BUT Durex normal condoms are able to fit the same ‘big dicks’ as all the XL condoms and comfortably at that

That just isn’t true, all you have to do is look at a big dick trying to squeeze into a normal durex to see that it doesn’t fit, plus it can be difficult to even roll down properly.

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EleanorShellstropper · 30/10/2018 16:18

they have 66 different sizes and you print out a measurement guide.

66 sizes? shock

That's a very specific number of sizes as well!


I'd have thought they'd at least have 69 sizes. Wink


Also...come one people...it's girth, not length that determines condom size.

OP, I had an encounter with the biggest penis I've ever seen and he used Skyn XL comfortably. I'm talking baguette....! (It wasn't enjoyable and didn't happen a second time.)

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SillySallySingsSongs · 30/10/2018 16:21

What, just on it's own or was it attached to someone?

Grin

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KittensAndCake · 30/10/2018 16:30

I'm talking baguette

Ewww 🤭

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NOTthepinkranger · 30/10/2018 16:44

The biggest condoms are ‘they fit’

All other XL condoms are only .1 inch longer and .2 inches wider

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