AIBU?
To ask where I can buy bigger condoms?
Fighternotalover · 29/10/2018 21:38
Long story short, the pill is making me crazy. Nobody can stand to be around me because my moods are so bad! ... including myself! I can't use a lot of contraception due to severe migraines and don't want to use others for various reasons.
So we are left with condoms. Only problem is standard ones don't fit the boyfriend and neither do the 'xl' ones from standard brands. Only ones we've found that do are from theyfit/myone and at almost £7 for 6, I can't afford to be having sex! 😂
Can anyone think of any brand etc that I may have forgotten? Or am I just going to have to give up sex (definitely not risking another baby after an almost 11lb one earlier this year....definitely not considering that for a long time!).
Thanks x
runoutofgasagain · 29/10/2018 22:44
If this isn't a total scam of a thread...
www.theyfit.co.uk
These are meant to be good (haven't personally tried them!) - they have 66 different sizes and you print out a measurement guide.
I think I saw them on Dragon's Den a few years ago...
Flyinggeese · 29/10/2018 22:52
OP I was going to say Skyn from Tesco, Sainsbury's, Boots etc. But others have funnier answers. :)
Seriously though, even though condoms stretch A LOT, it takes quite a lot of stretch to do that and I presume the regular size ones are too tight a fit and that can't be comfortable.
Having saId that, from what you're suggesting I assume you've tried all the usual brands.
theworldistoosmall · 29/10/2018 23:02
I feel sorry for everyone who doesn't believe this is possible grin wink
I also feel for those who don't think it's possible. There are poor sods out there who cannot squeeze into condoms. Some around half way down they won't roll without possibly damaging the condom forcing it to go further. And you can actually see it squeezing the poor sods cock. It's not nice for them. An ill-fitting condom is like us wearing ill-fitted bras and also why some guys don't like wearing them. Once fitted properly they enjoy wearing them.
And yes I know this is odd considering they can stretch to fit across a person's head. But I think that's because they are unrolled first and stretched a bit like a balloon.
GunpowderGelatine · 29/10/2018 23:06
Well I think the answer is quite obvious - it's the fault of all the small cocked men forcing condom companies to produce a product for the mass market. Speak to your MP. Small-cock shame men everywhere. Get some interest going, groups set up and lobby Durex. Don't let the Grande Penis brigade be marginalised by the fucking selfish pin-dick meninists flaunting their agenda.
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