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To ask where I can buy bigger condoms?

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Fighternotalover · 29/10/2018 21:38

Long story short, the pill is making me crazy. Nobody can stand to be around me because my moods are so bad! ... including myself! I can't use a lot of contraception due to severe migraines and don't want to use others for various reasons.

So we are left with condoms. Only problem is standard ones don't fit the boyfriend and neither do the 'xl' ones from standard brands. Only ones we've found that do are from theyfit/myone and at almost £7 for 6, I can't afford to be having sex! 😂

Can anyone think of any brand etc that I may have forgotten? Or am I just going to have to give up sex (definitely not risking another baby after an almost 11lb one earlier this year....definitely not considering that for a long time!).

Thanks x

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Athena51 · 29/10/2018 21:58

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To ask where I can buy bigger condoms?
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theworldistoosmall · 29/10/2018 21:58

Amazon.
Magnum or Trojan bareskin xl 10 for £14
Skyn xl 10 for 5.31
pasante super king around a fiver for 24 or around a tenner for 144
exs magnum (these are a fav) around £20 for 144

They aren't really hard to find. Even the nhs shop sells xl condoms. Gum clinics usually have a good selection so you can try different brands.

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BeenThereDone · 29/10/2018 21:58

Stealth boast.... 😂

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Flibbitygibbit · 29/10/2018 21:58

Cool story bro

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BeenThereDone · 29/10/2018 21:59

Or a windsock

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HelloGabriel · 29/10/2018 21:59

To ask where I can buy bigger condoms?
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MyOtherProfile · 29/10/2018 22:00

You know any condom can stretch to fit over an entire fist? Your bf must be deformed if he is bigger than that.

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zen1 · 29/10/2018 22:01

Femidom

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WitchesBritches · 29/10/2018 22:02

It might be big, but he’s clearly not very good with it if you resent paying £1 a bonk/shag/go/fuck...‍🤷🏻‍♀️

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TheFuckfaceWhisperer · 29/10/2018 22:03

There’s definitely no link between cock size and birth weight
*taps nose knowingly

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Awwlookatmybabyspider · 29/10/2018 22:07

I'm saying nothing. Halloween WinkHalloween Grin

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MissMarplesKnitting · 29/10/2018 22:07

This has to be a wind up.

You know they're not supposed to go over his balls, don't you?!! 🤣🤣🤣

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chrisinthesun · 29/10/2018 22:09

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To ask where I can buy bigger condoms?
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Awwlookatmybabyspider · 29/10/2018 22:09

The size of the ship doesn't matter.
Its the motion on the ocean that's important.!!!

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puzzledlady · 29/10/2018 22:09

Waitrose extra large freezer bags - tie with rubber band to prevent leakage GrinHalloween Grin

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TeddybearBaby · 29/10/2018 22:09

You poor thing. Huge giant babies, ginormous penises. You’re really taking a battering 😫😂😉

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Ochayethenoocoo · 29/10/2018 22:10

Actually years ago I had a boyfriend who was huge of cock. Length and girth.
Getting a standard condom on was a real struggle. They seemed super tight around the base and he had to pull and stretch to get them on properly

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Believeitornot · 29/10/2018 22:11

I’m guessing he’s told you that they don’t fit Wink

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schooltripsfromhell · 29/10/2018 22:11

Back when I was young, stupid and didn't know any better we used to stick condoms over our heads and inflate them.

If a condom can stretch that much then your dh must have an almighty knob for xl condoms to be too tight. My suggestion is to tape a m&s carrier on.

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myknickersknackersknockers · 29/10/2018 22:12

I’ve seen people fit a condom over their heads. Surely his penis isn’t bigger than the average man’s head??

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lastqueenofscotland · 29/10/2018 22:12

I remember a teacher of mine at school filling one with water once. And said any boy who tells you it doesnt fit is shitting you

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Zigazagazoo · 29/10/2018 22:13

Cling film and duct tape - sorted!

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AnyFucker · 29/10/2018 22:14

Asda do a strong bin bag I can recommend

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GargoyleBattyness · 29/10/2018 22:15

Well if there's a link between cock size and baby size, some fucker has some 'splaining to do. (2 regular sized babies, 1 mahoosive... same dad... what the fuck did he do to his cock?!)

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Ellie56 · 29/10/2018 22:15

Grin Grin at some of the suggestions on this thread.

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