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To ask where I can buy bigger condoms?

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Fighternotalover · 29/10/2018 21:38

Long story short, the pill is making me crazy. Nobody can stand to be around me because my moods are so bad! ... including myself! I can't use a lot of contraception due to severe migraines and don't want to use others for various reasons.

So we are left with condoms. Only problem is standard ones don't fit the boyfriend and neither do the 'xl' ones from standard brands. Only ones we've found that do are from theyfit/myone and at almost £7 for 6, I can't afford to be having sex! 😂

Can anyone think of any brand etc that I may have forgotten? Or am I just going to have to give up sex (definitely not risking another baby after an almost 11lb one earlier this year....definitely not considering that for a long time!).

Thanks x

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Spamfrittersforeveryone · 29/10/2018 22:15


To ask where I can buy bigger condoms?

Spamfrittersforeveryone · 29/10/2018 22:15

Or here?

To ask where I can buy bigger condoms?

Dontknowwhattodo23 · 29/10/2018 22:15

My husband gets Trojan Magnum XL, they are worth the money and he doesn’t feel ‘suffocated’ wearing one


anitagreen · 29/10/2018 22:15

On Jeremy Kyle once someone used a toffee crisp wrapper, have you considered this Op? A treat for you and a solution all at the same time x


Louiselouie0890 · 29/10/2018 22:16

Bin bags? Zip lock bags?


OkMaybeNot · 29/10/2018 22:16

I feel sorry for everyone who doesn't believe this is possible Grin Wink

You can get good value sample boxes of bigger sized condoms from some websites. They'll all be different brands but all top brands. Have a google.


CoachBombay · 29/10/2018 22:16

I would suggest he finish in the back door but if he can't even get a xl condom to fit I'd say don't do it, unless you want to shit yourself on a easyjet flight to Malaga.

I love half term


StripySocksAndDocs · 29/10/2018 22:17

Would a femidom do? They are bigger, though mind you a standard condom can go over a person’s head (so I’ve heard), but he might get a tip in a femidom.


ElectricMonkey · 29/10/2018 22:17

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KeepServingTheDrinks · 29/10/2018 22:18

I remember a teacher of mine at school filling one with water once. And said any boy who tells you it doesnt fit is shitting you

That's so lovely, lastqueenofscotland


SplishSplashSplosh · 29/10/2018 22:18

Cling film


MrsStrowman · 29/10/2018 22:19

If you've ever used normal condoms as water balloons you'll know they stretch much bigger than any humanly possible penis. Your DP is just condom averse


StripySocksAndDocs · 29/10/2018 22:20

Ooh, by the way, do you (or any of your friends) wear roller skates all the time?


PortiaCastis · 29/10/2018 22:20

Buy some latex gloves and let him use the four digits, not sure where the thumb would go but it may cause a bit of friction 🐒


TittyBoneGhoul · 29/10/2018 22:21

I nominate this for classics.
I can see where it is going.

The one about not going over the balls tipped me over the edgeHalloween Shock


Mrsfrumble · 29/10/2018 22:21

A few years ago a photo did the rounds on the internet of an adult woman wearing a condom on her leg, pulled up to her knee. I think she might have been a Swedish blogger or something? Anyway, condoms are reaaalllly stretchy.


NewYoiker · 29/10/2018 22:25


VanGoghsDog · 29/10/2018 22:28

A pharmacist I worked with once rolled one down over a two litre coke bottle to show a customer how they really should fit when he brought some back saying they didn't.

His other trick was to sell them a fingercot.


Butterchunks · 29/10/2018 22:31

Try mysize condoms, there's a UK stockist listed on their website


Catmum26 · 29/10/2018 22:32

are you sure you are using them correctly? how big is his penis if xl condoms don’t fit? 🤨 they have a lot of stretch in them!


FangTasticFeast · 29/10/2018 22:33

I don’t know, we never shopped around. Just sucked up the cost until he had a vasectomy 😂

I did have a huge baby, over but that was with my ex, our first dc together was 4lb so I’m not sure big dick means big baby


Knittedfairies · 29/10/2018 22:33

A Warburton’s bread bag. Oh. Perhaps not; they have holes in them.


kitkatsky · 29/10/2018 22:33

Lol. Not sure if this is a stealth boast or trolling but the comments have made my night!


Avegemitesandwich · 29/10/2018 22:35

A few years ago a photo did the rounds on the internet of an adult woman wearing a condom on her leg, pulled up to her knee. I think she might have been a Swedish blogger or something?

It was the pop singer Zara Larsson.

To ask where I can buy bigger condoms?

starrynitelight · 29/10/2018 22:35

In the event this isn't a troll I'll recommend temperature tracking combined with a diaphragm/cap (I use a Caya - one size fits all)

Now back to the huge penis jokes please.

Do you have to have a penis bucket rather than a beaker?

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