And arguing with each persona!
'I put it to you that the outcome of the disciplinary investigation has put NHS Fife in a very difficult situation and has weakened the case of your client, Dr Upton'
(Scurries around to the other table, adjusting wig)
'But my client, Dr Upton, has found the consequences of his lies have proven detrimental to him and therefore we must strike all these proceeding as the FAFO aspect has made him sad'
(Scurries back to the other desk, hastily sticking the false mustache back on).