Bluestocking! The Gerbical

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Welcome to the Bluestocking, where gerbils dance & quokkas - well, no-one's quite sure what they're up to.

Previous thread:
https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/womens_rights/5169893-les-bas-bleus-the-bluestocking?page=1

That's just the airfield clubhouse round the back of the Staunch Ally.

Boys' toys, y'know.

Do they include the franglais teachers?

@Boiledbeetle sigh

Alright, here we go.

@EdithStourton They're ALL Franglais tutors.😉

Watches on both wrists? That's a serious dedication to timeliness!

The other one is a Fitbit and, wow, what a fit bit.

Are they twins?

Flutters eyelashes...

Ahhh why does my AI reality never live up to what's in my head?!? (My AI will not draw YOUR type of AI man)

It's magic...

Oh
my
God.

Oh i love you lot

Here's a few to keep you busy daydreaming, Boily.

Oh my!
Blushes!
What big hands you have!

Bottom right is mine the other three are surplus to requireme... Actually I'll take top left as well, the other two can go to the highest bidder!

You could cut a cake with those cheekbones. Not the only thing they could do with cake <fans self>

Say there was a choice between covering the lads there with cake gravy or covering cake with cake gravy, and then, er, setting to...

Am I the only one who would be going for the cake?

They're not my sort. ( They'd think I was their granny)
May I have Bluestocking Cat instead please?

I'm having a moment. I just tried to think about how the internet and Wi-Fi works and my head just went pop. But to be fair I'm still struggling to get my head round how a fax machine works.

Send a staunch alley patron to fan me gently and waft smelling salts under my nose. The last two are rather partial to cake it turns out!

@Chersfrozenface I think you and I had better repair to a quiet corner. Bring the cake!

Right you are. Are you OK dragging the cake gravy bowser over or shall I come back and give you a hand?

Can't find the cat, have a random kitten for now

I'll join you, @FuzzyPuffling and @Chersfrozenface. They're all a bit young and chiselled for me. And look like they'd only talk about their latest session at the gym.

Oh with those choices I'm going for the cake

@Magpiecomplex I wouldn’t dream of speaking at all to them

I think we may need a cake buffet.

Incidentally, did you know that a Tudor banqueting house was where you repaired for the dessert course, which did resemble a buffet of sweet treats?

Actually, could we have one in the Bluestocking's garden, but linked to the pub by an enclosed walkway in case of inclement weather?

The banqueting house should have heating and comfy chairs. And banquettes, obviously. One storey, I think, to facilitate access for the cake gravy bowser. Or a rather large dumb waiter, if two storeys.

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@Chersfrozenface I'm not bad at building irrigation systems, I'm sure I could rig up a cake gravy dispensing system for a two storey banqueting house.

That would be wonderful. With beautiful artisanal taps.