Les Bas Bleus, The Bluestocking...

[ErrolTheDragon]

En franglais, in English .... open to all women for company, fun and fabulous artworks. Leave unwanted reality in the porch and come along in.

<Comes in> after a day of doing fuck all i need a rest. It’s still summer here!!!!

Oh and thanks Errol, <munches on snowballs as no sign of boiled>

Hi

en francais - Les Femmes Savantes. Unless you literally mean stockings which are blue? I fear I'm totally missing the point here. I'll get my coat ...

The quokkas are quiet tonight. Is that because they haven't left thread 2 yet do you reckon. Or is it currently feeding time at the zoo?

It's whatever you want it to be. The Bluestocking is a sort of often surreal feminist room of requirement

I must be related to quokkas as I haven't really left that thread (only a 170 more posts to go) but placemarking so you little buggers don't hide from me.

Welcome to the Bluestocking pub, where reality is a dirty word, the drinks are self refilling, the Sunday roast comes with a massive gravy bowser, there's a pub dog called Colin, and a pub cat whose name escapes me, Kevin the seagull will nick your crisps if you're not careful and we have a field of goats and some quokkas and most menial tasks are carried out by the gerbils!

Like I said reality is a dirty word!

Hurls self through the door and flops into the nearest chair.
Now, where's the pub cat, and can a gerbil ( or a quokka) bring me a shandy please?

I do have a weakness for goats (and possibly pedantry)! Might just go sit in the corner for a bit.

Hark i can hear goat hooves, the twitter of birds the buzz of Beas, the flutter of Colin and co, the erm tippy toe of quokkas as they rush over here.

pint of la cocktail de la hallucinogenic si’l vous plait.

Hiya fuzzy

Hello.@Bannedontherun . Sit down and have a pint. Or a choctail.
And here's one for @unsync too.

I'm missing Steven the Seagull. Are we quite sure he met an ugly end?

There you go, it's a new recipe.

Slurps, yum. Beatle you look erm slightly human all of a sudden and the wallpaper is moving.

Bin wagon accident I believe, but Colin is now shacked up with Sharon so Steve won't be happy if he is still alive!

Have the eggs hatched yet? Son of Steven?

Also, Colin is a dachshund...did you mean Kevin? Or has this all gone really weird?!

<Looks under chair> nope

To be fair I'm dressed up tonight which may be why you are confused and nothing to do with the class,A drugs in your cocktail!

And yes @FuzzyPuffling I meant Kevin not Colin. Oops!

@Boiledbeetle Are you a trans beatle? Or am i of my head?

Love the picture BTW.

I can't find Colin.

Gender nonconforming! There's no reason beetle can't wear fur coat and a top hat if she wants to.

I have been known to wear men's clothes on occasion! But if you've drunk that drink you are definitely off your head!!