Bluestocking! The Gerbical

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Welcome to the Bluestocking, where gerbils dance & quokkas - well, no-one's quite sure what they're up to.

Previous thread:
https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/womens_rights/5169893-les-bas-bleus-the-bluestocking?page=1

Make sure the one on the right puts its boots on first though!

No, but if we get some, I vote we rename the restaurant the Degu Station.

LAST PAGE ALERT!

This is the first degu .gif 😲

There's always one who thinks health and safety rules regarding PPE doesn't apply to them.

I do feel sorry for the gerbil that only had time to put one rigger boot on though!

I once taught a young man who refused to wear a hard hat because it would muss up his coiffure... 😂

lcakethereforeIam · 'Caoutchouc' 😃 reminds we that we sneeze in French.

My French friends thought that Ipswich sounded like a sneeze, not a town

You did such a splendid job this thread, so we'll all sit happily drinking margaritas whilst you go magic up the next one!

Pretty please.

With a cherry on top!

(I'm not doing it, starting threads makes me break out into a cold sweat!)

I don't have any ideas for a snappy title.

Regarding Ipswich, they aren't necessarily wrong!

Welcome to the Degu Station!

I went to college with a punk with a magnificent mohican. Why he was going into an industry that required wearing a hard hat is beyond me!

I feel the same way. I spent a year there one Christmas.

I started a thread yesterday. I'm not ready to start another one. I'll help pack up here though. I've got teeny pigs to wrangle.

Ooh, a margarita!

Erm.....

Nope! Got nothing!

Sips margarita.

Ten posts left!

OK.

'Welcome to the Bluestocking Degu Station'?

Here you go:

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/womens_rights/5184690-bluestockings-orange-wellies-welcome-to-the-degu-station

Now, if I had to do that, I'm going to leave the rest of you to clear up here. I'll see you on the other side.

Packs up stuff and runs out the door to the new thread, I'm not getting stuck driving the coach again I've had too much to drink anyway.

I'm taking the boots...

Collects blankets, cats, quokkas and a bucket of Tunnocks Caramel Wafers and heads slowly to the next thread.

Round up pigs, goats, looks round, leaves a note for Steve, jic.

Kevin is flying in carrying some stuff too. Unlike him to be helpful.

Are we nearly there yet?

Are we?