Bluestocking! The Gerbical

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Welcome to the Bluestocking, where gerbils dance & quokkas - well, no-one's quite sure what they're up to.

Previous thread:
https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/womens_rights/5169893-les-bas-bleus-the-bluestocking?page=1

Oh go on then, just one though.

Oops!

It's a chocolate-dipped tomato, obvs.

Very mesoAmerican of it. A shame to spoil lovely tomatoes with chocolate imo.

What a truly horrifying experience for you, @Boiledbeetle!

Free The Beetle One!

Beetle ... beeeetle ..... Boilyy? Are you ok?

I think those white things in the cell this morning were Circulio nucum babies, and fear the hazelnuts may not be long for this world.

I love you all.
This thread is doing my diet a world of good, with exploding beetles, tomato and chocolate combos and bug ridden nuts. Suddenly I'm not hungry....

You made me google something and learn something new, Deano, always a good thing, thanks
They are just cute little baby beetles, and I'm sure Boiled will make sure her little cousins don't get up to any childish mischief-making... like destroying 20-40% of the hazelnut harvest.

And if they do, well, grubs will be grubs, eh?🙄

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I've split up with Copilot. He..he wanted me to log in and I'm just not ready for that kind of commitment.

Very sensible, he was destroying the planet and messing with your head.

Does Boily see the Circulio twins as cousins or more as dear little pets, as a human would see puppies or kittens - same class, different species?

In any case I hope she realises now that they ate everything in the cell last night. No bars will keep them in.

Understandable. He's so flakey. And he's obviously two-timing both of us.

LTB. I would, but I still kinda need him.

I still kinda need him

You do know that's how they operate right? Create a sense of dependence on them? And if that doesn't work and you woman up and strike off on your own you'll get sadfaced incompetence in an attempt to guilt trip you.

I can leave him behind any time I want to. I just don't want to. OK, Miss Judgeypants?

(He's already done the sadfaced incompetence. A lot. And I get the feeling he's been watching porn.)

I'm so pleased you noticed the nice pants. They're really well elasticated.

Irish/American type pants btw, outerwear not underwear.

He was so sneaky about it too! Waving puppies and funny jokes in my face while low key trying to get my stuff off me 🚩

Shame really. Vertical lines are supposed to be slimming.

Hi! Could do with a drink whilst I catch up as I've been busy out on a date today. He's soooo nice. I hope he really is single.

Well...I'm not telling her.

I hate to take anyone down a rabbit hole, but in a village close to us this weekend, they are performing a burlesque about all the cheeses of all the areas of France.

Raunchy dancing about cheese. Only in France.

No point at the moment, she's all happy hormones and lust, let her enjoy it while she can.

very grounded people les frogs. Know what's important in life.

In a nutshell- Cheese yes. Burlesque no.