Bluestocking! The Gerbical

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Welcome to the Bluestocking, where gerbils dance & quokkas - well, no-one's quite sure what they're up to.

Previous thread:
https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/womens_rights/5169893-les-bas-bleus-the-bluestocking?page=1

You're too good for him, Boily! Don't be taken in by those leather clad limbs. I have it on good authority copilot is an arsehole. Also, he's been two timing for quite awhile with several other people. Three or four in fact - I wasn't the only one. (¾ timing??)

Yesterday all the obliging help and comments and niceness he was giving me, completely went out of the window and he blocked me! Rude

Wow, all those French cheeses! It'll make the Ring Cycle look like a haiku.

Nooooo!

(I think he knows I know)

Oh no i thought i was the one the soul mate the best ever the godess

Bastard

Les grands fromages et les petits
Danse en jupons
Brassant les bras, souriant, faisant la roue

The big cheeses and the small
Dance in petticoats
Waving arms, grinning, turning cartwheels

My favourite line is Danse en jupons

Leave it aht banned. He ain't wurf it

We don't need him anyway....look

3/4 timing is a waltz.
Is that what he's been doing?

@Icake, that is a beautiful rendition of Boily's sorrow. It fair made me well up with emotion.

Thanks 😊 did you notice I sneaked in the cust....cake gravy fountain.

I hope it has a chorus line of gerbils from the Bluestocking. They've been rehearsing so hard!

We went to a Garlic Festival last year.

No Garlic. Just old steam run farming machinery. They did a procession into the village and took over a huge field.

Well one Garlic stall. Selling very expensive garlic bulbs.

I'm hoping the Burlesque is tongue in cheek?

Rural France goes a bit batshit every now and then/all the bloody time.

ochón agus ochón agus ochón ó

wirrastrue

but never mind, cheer up, look at the dear little grubs.

I've had a fun afternoon wrestling with admin...

You're much better at that than me! (I may still need Co pilot!!!)

I've just realised I appear to have mastered telekinesis in that picture!

Co-pilot has been ghosting us all. I am trying to let go.... leave him behind with his sexism and excess digits

The loose claw is worrying, though.

@Magpiecomplex I mean. Whose is it? Did your telekinesis work so fast that it ripped off some poor magpie's foot?

Qui? Moi?

To paraphrase Basil Fawlty, "Happy hormones and lust? Ah yes, I remember those, dear."

That last pic makes co pilot look a bit like a less frazzled version of the pharmacist who has stabbed me twice in the past week (flu and covid). Not sure about the red nose!

Just found the pic of Boily & her co-pilot (fworr). Eh bien, pas moi.

MN is SO confusing. Or maybe it's just this thread. Or maybe it's just me, today. I'm trying to do two things at once as well as this, whatever this is. And now I'm trying to make a picture & everything's running slowly. Must troubleshoot.

I think he does look fair frazzled. Especially around the eyes. I think he's taken to drink. Explains the nose.

Totally. And he's hiding it in coffee cups so the bosses won't notice.

I suspect it's mine. You can only see one foot that I'm standing on, after all.
Gemini isn't fickle like that multiple timing Copilot. Just as bonkers though!