Okay if we are getting into poems here is one not written by me
Puppy eyes, tearing claws
Spitting pride
Roll over, roll over
Pretty please play chase away
Chase away
Nasty nasty snapping
Nasty biting spitting
Nasty nasty
Hammer hammer teeth nails
Sit sit sit sit
Bitch wont beg bitch wont lick
Bitch cant do those clever tricks
Heal fetch, run, lie
Nasty snapping nasty nasty
see those eyes puppy eyes
Roll over and die die
You bad dog, playful dog
With sugar and spice
Nasty nice nasty nice
Slip the lead fight fight
my bark is softer than my bite
roll over roll over
Mock each chewing spewing mouthful
hammer hammer teeth nails
bad dog you bad dog
Good girl, pat pat
Bad dog smack smack
Here’s a bitch
who will give it back
Snap snap snap snap
Puppy eyes will start to play
this nasty dog will have its day
This is heaven
this is hell
this is living
this is tale to tell
this is drive wheel
this is cog
this is master this is snarling dog
this is hammer
this is spanner
this is no sir
this is table manners
this is history
this is how its been
this is over and over and over again
By Alice Nutter.