Tunnocks Thread 2

[Boiledbeetle]

The question asked in Thread 1 has still not been answered satisfactorily, and so the quest continues to discover which side of the fence Tunnocks are on or whether they are in fact sat atop the fence throwing Snowballls and Tea cakes at both sides.

I have no idea where the link below will send you. hopefully to the original thread and at the start, but it could be a completely different thread half way through. I'm too full of sugar to concentrate properly!

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/womens_rights/4847033-tunnocks?utm_campaign=thread&utm_medium=share

Eek! I meant....erm...de-notverynice.

😁

What thread is that? I shall get over there stat!

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/womens_rights/4901687-gc-fwr-confessional

Ugghhhhh. So I brought a tea cake to bed with me.

Anyone want a flattened teacake? I lost it briefly then realised I was lying on it! CPR is pointless, never mind flatlined, it's just flat!

I will now attempt to lick Tea cake of the wrapper and the back of my left leg!

Like this?

Did you really need to share that?

Dd is a contortionist and could probably lick the back of her leg if need be. She is a lass of many talents.

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I think my sales skills are too good because Asda had no caramel wafers yesterday.

There there, hands over a handkerchief to dry your tears.

Oh, it seems a little crusty!

Never mind!

(Cross thread humour)

I had to make do with a far inferior KK at my mum's.
There's been apple pie and caramel apple upside down cake Chez Cervix this weekend though 😃

So... I hate lemon drizzle cake. What I hate MORE than lemon drizzle cake is cooked apples!

No Tunnocks, and cooked apples. Sad weekend for those living at @CervixSampler house!

Oh dear.
Cherry and damson crumble?

Don't listen to her @CervixSampler apple cake, any apple cake, is the food of the Gods.

My youngest baked an apple cake yesterday and put Tunnocks wafers in the trolley after I forgot them.

I'll be there in a second

I can actually these days cope with very very thinly grated apple mixed into a crumble.

It's a texture thing with the apples. I can't cope with the texture of cooked Apples.

YouTube threw this at me. It was put on the site ten years ago, feck knows when it was filmed and @Boiledbeetle there's a poem at the end

It's Sir Tunnock now and he's still going it seems. He's 90!

He seems lovely. And if he finds undressing teacakes a little erotic, I'm not judging him. It's vastly preferable to some of the other things that blokes find a turn on.

Went to Boobs Booths again today. Restocked in dark chocolate teacakes and wafers.

I think we will know the little frisson of excitement he's on about when you carefully unwrap the tea cake from its foil coat. Admittedly it evokes different thoughts in him than me, but I imagine the excitement levels are about equal!

I have actually eaten two of my blue wrapped caramel wafers as I forgot to stick them on the shopping order!

No caramel wafers again today.

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FML still no caramel wafers.