Tunnocks

[thelionthewitchtheaudacityofTHISbitch]

I have seen it quoted on here for many years that Tunnocks are to be supported as they support women's rights. I have looked on their website and social media and can see nothing to support this rumour. Does anyone have any evidence? Thanks.

The evidence will reveal itself to you once you have purchased, unwrapped and consumed six cartons of Tunnocks tea cakes.

I thought it was 10 cartons.

OP is the perceptive sort, six will suffice.

Tunnocks should be supported because they are bloody gorgeous. No debate. 😉

Oh, I thought we all just liked tunnocks?

Shit i think i doing tunnocking wrong.
Fuckity fuck

But I have found a box of 10 tea cakes is not enough. I accidentally ate a whole box yesterday for lunch. Nothing else so quite a rounded meal.

Send me 10 boxes of Tunnocks Teacakes in a plain wrapper to my PO Box number and I will reveal the secrets to you.

Phew, clicked on this instantly in fear that I would have to somehow go cold turkey on my Tunnocks addiction!

You're all wrong. Tea cakes have a 'half life' so you have to keep eating them. One box after another or your tea cake levels will drop dangerous low.

You really all are very irresponsible.

If at ever happens it needs a health warning in the title

The 'half life' thing is absolutely correct. Withdrawal is downright dangerous.

Phew. I saw this thread title as I was biting into a caramel wafer and was really worried.

Same 🙀

Didn't they refuse to back down to TRAs on twitter when they supplied their tea cakes to a gender critical event? Or something along those lines

I didn't know that Tunnocks Teacakes existed until I spent time on this topic. Now a dark chocolate TT is one of my five a day.

I buy a packet a week now to make up for the cancelling.

Yes that’s why I buy them, now I know about it

LGB Alliance conference.

The teacakes are rank, and I don't care if William Wallace raises an army to challenge me in battle - nothing will convince me otherwise.

The caramel wafers, OTOH, are god's own teatime treat.

Well what's the feminist position on snowballs?

I bought a load for some menfolk who did a load of work for me and can't work out if this was feminist or not.

Opinions are like arseholes. Everybody has one but it is generally accepted that it is rude to shove them in other people's faces.

Youre all wrong. The snowballs are the absolute best. Fact 😊

Reported.

Same. Panic over.

Snap! I honestly couldn't give two shits what their position is, you'll have to prise that tunnocks caramel wafer (milk not dark) out of my dead cold hand