Tunnocks Thread 2

[Boiledbeetle]

The question asked in Thread 1 has still not been answered satisfactorily, and so the quest continues to discover which side of the fence Tunnocks are on or whether they are in fact sat atop the fence throwing Snowballls and Tea cakes at both sides.

I have no idea where the link below will send you. hopefully to the original thread and at the start, but it could be a completely different thread half way through. I'm too full of sugar to concentrate properly!

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/womens_rights/4847033-tunnocks?utm_campaign=thread&utm_medium=share

Ohhh I am sorry about that, @Boiledbeetle. The only other thing that has helped me somewhat is audiobooks - mainly history, and in particular anything narrated by the historian Dan Jones - his voice, talking to me about the Plantagenets or the Wars of the Roses, can send me to sleep in a trice. I follow, him on FB but haven’t told him I take him to bed with me every night because I find him so soporific - he might not see it as a compliment. 😂😂😂

I'm not sure I can be unfaithful to my usual Audio book narrator. (I mean he luckily has done so many of the things even he's probably lost count).

I'd quite like to take Helen Joyce to bed with me she has a nice voice i could listen to forever, I'm not sure if that would help me fall asleep though. I mean it might, she makes me feel all warm and cosy so who knows!

I may have to go in search of Dan Jones voice samples!

😯 I do not mean I want to have nooky with Helen Joyce! She's nice and all but the wrong sex for me. Oh you know what I actually mean!

Do you think we could get a limited edition of Mousetrap called Terftrap? With a tiny tunnocks teacake instead of a plastic cheese. And the mice would be wee Mayas, JKRs, Glinners, KJKs etc. in Suffragette colours. We could get the woman who did that pack of cards to design it. 😊

There could be a range, you could have terfopoly, ...terfaroo...

Terfdo will be interesting

It was Kelly Jay in Hyde park with the suffrage flag

It was JKR in the ladies with the misgendering.

Who would the dead body?

Nicola Sturgeon keeps popping into my head now

Dr Rainbow 🌈

Oh yes!

Or.... the unicorn! Laughs evily

Like this?

Perfect

Have mumsnet purchased the basic bargain gif suite?

Thinking about the Christmas decorations I think I might just apply a blob of glittery glue to the top of the bar wrapper and attach the string that way.

Would definitely be quicker. But would the caramel wafers not be too heavy and work their way out of their wrappers? It would work with the mallow items

Just deciding who gets to go to bed with me

Couldn't decide...

A very sensible choice, @Boiledbeetle. You truly are a wise woman.

Two things shall ye know about the Wise Woman. Firstly, she is wise. Secondly, she is a woman.

Who knew Blackadder was a terf?

I had 4 caramel wafers for dinner yesterday. I had needs. A caramel wafer would never let a woman down in bed that's for sure.

My Tunnocks amnesia must have descended over the weekend, completely forgot to buy any. Mind you, after the Tunnocks largesse of Booths, the poxy 'choice' at Tescos just won't cut it anymore!

There are people on a different thread, bold as brass, saying they don't like Tunnocks tea cakes!

I'm just cleaning one of the posters off my pitchfork before I go for a second stab at them all!

😮

How about the ones who like Jeremy Corbyn? Shall we just force them to eat ten tea cakes a day? And snowballs at the weekend?

Definitely! But dark chocolate to make it extra delicious.