Ode to Nicola

[TerfranosaurusVagina]

Feminist to your fingertips
So many lies are passing your lips
Trans Activist to your toenails
Innumerable safeguard fails
Misogynist to your merkin
Policies are tear jerkin'
Destroyer of womens rights
You're so superior, yet shite

But most of all... you're a hypocrite

If Terfs spout out "literal violence"
When questioning Trans interference
Does that mean that TRAs
With their most peaceful ways
Are screaming out

CLITORAL VIOLENCE

The duvet of darkness
Seems soft and yielding
But under it grows
Plotting and treachery.

Better by far are sheets and blankets
And facing a complexity of layers
It's a little more effort to make the bed
But once tucked in tight, it stays put.

Hmm I like this one

Erm....hi

Bugger there was more to that and it's gone, I hate this tablet, and now I can't remember what witty remark I wrote

Waves a claw!

Are you keeping this one. It's pretty.

Darkness! You are a comfortable duvet!
Stealth and comfort combine,
A most comfortable way to entwine
To say the words we want to convey,
But the MM's* continue their survey,
And deletions rack up on threads,
Filling us all with eye-rolling dread,
Because the TRA bingo card always raises,
The old, predictable phrases.
Oh please, not again!

*Misogynistic monitors

I'm loving the duvet ones...ooohhh...duvezzzzzzzzzz

Honestly, duvet of darkness lent itself more to interpretative dance but rather difficult to convey on here.

It's OK@Waitwhat23 you are doing it in my head.it's a lovely autumn day you're celebrating the imminent start of the new winter season via the medium of interactive interpretive dance titled the duvet and dust bunnies

Has anyone seen my pointy thing. It was here in my lap and now it has gone. I need it.

I think so. I'm thinking it could be useful as a hurty words klaxon when the usual ploppers gonna plop.

@ClitoralViolence yeah you can enter shout, literally now, your name and then leave. We can take it as a sign to do a 30 minute meditative reflection on being polite

For reasons of meter and word association, the phrase CLITORAL VIOLENCE has given me an earworm of Detachable Penis.

Serious hat on: Breaks my heart that a few decades ago gender and sex were seen as something to play with and masculinity was a thing smart men wanted to subvert, and now gender is this thing used to silence women from challenging what our society does to the female-bodied, while the most limited concept of manhood has become so sacrosanct that male people who don't conform to it can only see themselves as not men at all.

Stand down the cat has just walked past with it attached to his cat flap magnet.

The duvet of darkness interpretive dance
Involves many things but mainly girls pants,
A 1950s pink, frilly housefrock
And the occasional crusty wank sock,

Throwing a duvet up in the air (a single, more would be unwieldy) and running underneath.

😂what did I just listen to?

When the wild women cavort with fair Venus
When we dance with the witches in moonlight and freeness
The Duvet of Darkness is thrust in between us
Disguising and hiding the transgender penis

The Duvet of Darkness descends and devours
Poems you've worked on for minutes and hours
It eats up your words with its obscuring powers
And stamps a deletion on blossoming flowers

But darkness and secrecy cannot prevail
The Duvet of Darkness is destined to fail
And women will win, as women have won
For we live in the light, by the moon and the sun

I've been on angry map watch got the 9000 screen grab. Woohoo. And now to read what I've missed.

Feel a bit lump in throat at this. V good.

Thanks! I'm a little bit proud of that one. The DoD inspired me!

Amazing!