Ode to Nicola

[TerfranosaurusVagina]

Feminist to your fingertips
So many lies are passing your lips
Trans Activist to your toenails
Innumerable safeguard fails
Misogynist to your merkin
Policies are tear jerkin'
Destroyer of womens rights
You're so superior, yet shite

But most of all... you're a hypocrite

Oh not over yet, but :

my wit is not sharp if truth it be told
To write some quick quips and shout out all bold
I've not slept for days and my brain can't stop whirring
The flashes of you are all whizzing and blurring
The lies out your mouth of how you'd protect us
But it's just "shut up and put up, women don't fuss us"

A sort of limerick

There once was a woman from Irvine
Who was put in her place by a merkin
She sold out her sex
And expected respect
But most of us think she is barking

@DialSquare😀
its funny isnt it lots of poems including merkins, but no nothing to see here, literally, please dont mention the actually never flashed flashing lady parts .

of course it could also have a lot to do with the fact that merkin is easier than Sturgeon to rhyme things with

Yes, sturgeon is very hard to rhyme! Merkin is such a great word to use too.

Although I'm not a poet and I know it!

Ooh, Sturgeon is a difficult one!

My best attempt -

Sturgeon,
You allow false 'reality' to burgeon.
You really should be learnin'
That you're not a clever person
And your name will be sung as a dirge(on)

"Sturgeon" is indeed a hard one. Nick, on the other hand...

A fervent first minister from Irvine
said "We all know some men are disturbin'
But that doesn't mean
That a lass wi' a peen
Is the same as a bloke bent on pervin'"

The women of Scotland said "Nick
You've got the wrong end of the stick.
We don't think transgend girls
Are only pretend girls
But we still need some space without dick."

Hmmmm... slight edit:

The women of Scotland said "Nick
You've got the wrong end of the stick.
We don't think transgend girls
Are only pretend girls
We just need some space without dick."

ooh im liking these new ones. keep it up

although i think Wait just used all the sturgeon ones in one poem

and honestly Flirts i could happily go the rest of my days without seeing one of them. cup of tea for me every time from now on.

Is it a football song that goes something along the lines of 'La la, la la, he's the one up front'? You know the song I mean? Swap La la for NS and horse for TW 😉

A NEW, sigh, WORLD ORDER, nope same as the old one.

Nicola's Brave New World. It really is a sight
The vulnerability of man, and their never ending plight

They're "oppresed" they cry
They're "vulnerable". This pain will make them die

So could we vacate our spaces please. Move ourselves aside now
And then let them lie awhile, whilst we mop their fevered brow

Because it's such hard work this womaning lark
Yes! We know! We've been bloody telling them for years. But did they bloody listen? No! But God! After a hard day's womaning for them they haven't even got the bloody energy to put the cat out. And don't even get me started on...........

D'oh - asterisks caused havoc with the formatting.

Huh??? What did i miss

There was a handmaiden called Sturgeon
Mens rights she decided to splurge on
"Women could git
Tae fuck" she would spit
"Unless ye are seeing the surgeon"

(Excuse my Scots)

Hold still while I screenshot that in case it goes again...

What the? Huh?

That's one of the fastest deletions I've ever seen. There's a misogynistic monitor sitting watching this thread like a hawk, clearly.

@TerfranosaurusVagina ahh, sneaked back under the duvet of darkness I see

Cover. Not duvet. Cover!!!!

I rather like duvet of darkness. Like a more comfortable invisibility cloak.

@Waitwhat23 you just know you've already got the first verse started in your head

A treacherous woman called Sturgeon
Decreed sex and gender were mergin'
So females now face
Trans males in their space
Instead of them having a third 'un.

👌

13.5 tog needed for those indiscretions