Ode to Nicola

[TerfranosaurusVagina]

Feminist to your fingertips
So many lies are passing your lips
Trans Activist to your toenails
Innumerable safeguard fails
Misogynist to your merkin
Policies are tear jerkin'
Destroyer of womens rights
You're so superior, yet shite

But most of all... you're a hypocrite

I mean I'd write a duvet one, and hopefully will, but I may attempt to bow out for this evening. I was literally awake through the night dealing with what is now called 😶 clitoral violence. Those poems and statements don't write themselves at 4 am you know...

Of course I might be wide awake again in 10 minutes just as the duvet has heated from bone chilling to mmmm which is usually the time the first, of many, nightly flushes decides to make it's appearance.

Wish me luck. I'm going in

Nighty night Beetle.
May your duvet surround you with warmth and truth.

G'night you lovely wim, sleep tight. Or at least, have a nice lie down for a bit.

Sweet dreams, beetle!

A woman:

A woman speaks but the words aren’t heard,
it’s different if they can grow a beard,
somehow our voices don’t matter
but not the same for the latter,
it’s okay for us to be frightened
We all see the noose get tightened.
Because our voices now don’t matter.

@Ritasueandbobtoo9 👌 depressingly true 🌷

A TERFIE ACCEPTANCE SPEECH

Over a million people have seem my minge
And no, I don't mean the one from the Fringe
The Parliament stunt got worldwide attention
Of the very thing that we should not mention
So by lifting my skirt and shouting out loud
I've made my family and friend's so very very proud

Bugger SEEN, my minge. It's that raw edge along the top on the photos, it plays on my mind. Why didn't I hem it properly?

Loving this.
Great, now I've got to post mine. After that.
Sigh

SPRING CLEANING

Under the duvet of darkness
There's a whole lot of crap
It's been collecting for years now
There's all kinds of tat
There's laws that are broken
And pronouns there too
There's words that are lost
To the whole genderwoo
We need a spring clean
Get it tidied and washed
Let's get it all sorted
Before it's all lost.

Now can someone open the window let's get some fresh air in here

This gives me flash backs

I'm just remembering my mum lecturing me as she taught me how to make the bed properly, do hospital corners, bottom sheet, top sheet, then the scratchy wool army surplus blanket with the top sheet folded over the blanket to keep it from scratching.

All tucked in so tight that you had to carefully slip yourself into bed like a snake.

Love duvets me they are wonderful but on a restless leg night they are very quick to escape to the bedroom floor.

That never happened in a properly made bed!

Ooh I missed this in all the chaos of the mischief fuckuperey the other night.

Very well said!

Nicola is not their HANDmaiden
For Nicola is their TRANSmaiden
She is down to include the wims
But only the ones who want to be hims
So no my friend, you got it wrong
It's not your fault, so please stay strong
It's the meaning of the words, they're getting all fucked up
They thought it would be a good way, to try to shut us up

They were wrong!

MY/PRONOUNS/ARE

I/am/tired/of/this/shit/./
Just/give/it/a/rest/you/look/like/a/tit/./
All/those//////are/driving/me/nuts/./
But/if/I/get/it/wrong/it(he/him/thry/xe/she/her)/just/tuts/./

(then/emails/hr/re/using/wrong/pronoun/./sigh/x.)

😂

It was your post on the other thread. I thought oooh. I'm beating her to it

@ClitoralViolence the poster you did the bigly letters to is in there going eh? What the fuck? To paraphrase

I can't help it if they set off the Genderwoo Klaxon. Nothing to do with me!

I suspect the genderwoo klaxon sounds very like someone going 'meeee!meeee!meeeee!'.

If you write some genderwoo rubbish you can hear it for yourself, though I wouldn't advise abusing the service often.

It works though helloo you wonderful women. The klaxon is good for coming here and re channelling the annoyance into art.

And even biglylettersmum was impressed!

😏🤐😎

I can show you the world
Stunning, sinister, slimy
Tell me, Beetle, which rhymy
Is most accurate in this?

You can avert your eyes
Close your ears to their thunder
Even so, know the under-
World's new fad is Trans and Cis

A whole new year
An old fantastic point of view
No one to tell us no
Their pronoun's Ceaux
Or say be kind, you bigot...

I'm slightly early with this but...

My fellow WOMEN of the mumsnet FWR boards.

I've been busy ranting at paedophile apologists this evening, lovely way to see out a shitty year. It was very cathartic, as Clitoral Violence will confirm as she witnessed in real time, and PMs.

So I've not had much time for poems this evening. But I did come up with a very quick one, completely none rhyming, very wordy (rather like this sentence) one for your drunk/hungover/stone cold sober/high reading delight.

But before you get the good stuff, no not the poem I mean tea and paracetamol and a volume button for the kids...

To a lot of women on here you won't know me or have interacted with me but this board, like it does for many of you on here really helps keep me sane and entertained through the day but most especially through those hours in the stupid o'clock where only burglars should be awake.

Sleep alludes me as it probably does you, for many different reasons. But you wonderful lot help the hours go much quicker. Although you do play havoc on my pelvic floor, so altogether now, clench.

HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU ALL

Right my poem, and then I really truly probably maybe should at least try to go to bed, and sleep. Hahahahahahahaha! I'm so funny!I

2023

Same as. Nope, not having it. We are not starting a new year in a defeatest mood. Let's try again.

2023

Better than 2022 because many many, oh hell Nicola what have you unleashed?

Many more women have absolutely merkinly (over a million views, won a terfie, although I'm not sure if it went to Elaine or the merkin) decided that

WOMEN WONT WHEEST

Boiledbeetle x