Ode to Nicola

[TerfranosaurusVagina]

Feminist to your fingertips
So many lies are passing your lips
Trans Activist to your toenails
Innumerable safeguard fails
Misogynist to your merkin
Policies are tear jerkin'
Destroyer of womens rights
You're so superior, yet shite

But most of all... you're a hypocrite

East and West,

Sisters here and sisters there,
Tell your friends you need to share,
Help your friends to read and sign
and change the tide to truth this time.

Harrow East and Ilford South are ethically very diverse boroughs so I think this may be the reason. If translated into various languages / read and explained I suspect there would be a good response.

To be honest, it's not my poem, it's Zager & Evans' with a wee tweak.

We got Harrow East.

Oh, you aren't the first in here that's "borrowed" heavily from someone else's previous hard graft.

And dont even get me started on this little Bugger not getting in until after his curfew!!!!!

Feminist to your fingertips is an insult??

Still waiting on Ilford South but they can catch up

Dear MP Re: MAP OF ANGER

This really is the end you know.
Where women start to see.
And THIS all falls apart.

Where the wheels fall off,
and the brakes won't work,
and apples tumble from the cart.

There's AT LEAST
one pissed off person,
in every single place.

Where there's an MP,
who has an office,
and a name, and a face.

So, use this MAP OF ANGER,
that shows the support,
THROUGHOUT ALL
this (fair and equal?) LAND

To inform them of the fact
that soon ALL VOTERS will be informed,
and then will show as ANGRY and as RED
as our sister SCOTLAND

Can someone also c.c in Sam Tarry MP for Ilford South as he probably won't be hearing from his constituents. I don't think they've got Wi-Fi.

Yes. She said it, when obviously she is not.

I really love that

As an idea
And as a poem

you are a genius in more ways than one I see 👏💐

Can you nip over and post it in the angry map thread.

STANDING RIGHT BESIDE YOU

I know you probably sometimes feel, you are doing this on your own.
Left to fight the Righteous Mighty(!?!), to get them to atone.

But, if anything these last few weeks have proved beyond a doubt,
for the women here, the one name, that to them does call and shout

is @ IamSarah who is fighting for us all, for that most sacred of places,
and the right for ALL US WOMEN to have bloody female spaces!

So we might be faceless names on the mobile in your hand,
but remember, we are with you, fighting bullies of this land.

So when you feel down, think the fight too much and wish the whole thing done,
picture all us women, gardening beside you, in the glorious noontime sun.

We’ll be there to pay the bills, provide moral support; some will hold your hand for real too.
But through the rest of all this shit, remember @ IamSarah
WE ARE STANDING RIGHT BESIDE YOU SHOUTING WE ARE SARAH TOO.

Onwards and upwards @ IamSarah

🌻🌹🌼

Bb xx

Nicola: Prisons

You let them get inside,
but we need to turn the tide,
the pendulum should swing,
no men in the women’s wing.
No woman should share
with a male body bare.

But you don’t care,
but you would, if you had to share,
a cell with an inmate,
With eyes that wait,
and stare and bait,
No woman should share
with a male body bare.

👇ERM...I'VE SIGNED

Proud of you!

1 IN 585

1 in 585. Wowsers. That is an awful lot of men,
who like hurting women. Then pretending to be them.

In fact that statistic is rather quite alarming,
for a group that implies they are completely unharming.

So which is it I wonder? Do you a think trans woman
more likely to offend, then men who say they’re a man?
Or are men pretending to be trans in order to re-offend
and get their chance all over again with women who are penned?

Answers on a postcard, or in whatever way your answer identifies is the best way to respond.

I’m very open the power of telepathic thought. Scream it loud enough in your head and wherever you are and whatever I am doing I will hear you. Oh incoming, bear with

…oh yes

@ knackeredwomanwithtoomuchtodowithouthavingtodealwiththisshitaswell
I agree with you wholeheartedly. Very nuanced answer there. And yes the smell is burning, you’ve forgotten to turn the gas down, the beans are burning).

www.mumsnet.com/talk/womens_rights/4714523-1-in-585-trans-women-are-convicted-sex-offenders?reply=122878385

Bugger why do you always spot the mistakes after?

So which is it I wonder? Do you think a trans woman
more likely to offend, then men who say they’re a man?

Or are men pretending to be trans in order to re-offend
and get their chance all over again with women who are penned?

So which is it I wonder? Do you think a trans woman

Divide and conquer, once someone said,

Nicola listened and dissent was fed,

The pendulum always swings back,

She let let the women take the flack,

But women are strong, and we fight.

and we continue, after Nicola’s flight.

ooh nice, a Nicola is leaving poem!

Like your style

Hide all the cocks, tape up that erect bone.
Prevent its head from rising in front of this crone
Silence all our ‘moaning’, insist our muzzles are on
Bring out their banners saying real women come.

Let the drones circle buzzing overhead
Writing in the air gender lives

• sex is dead Put pink bows round the white necks under their littler head Let them have pillowfights when they go to bed.

We’ll be a witch, a bitch, a breast, their test
A womb for rent, a cunt at best.
High noon, their gender, their words, their song.
We know sex is forever.

They were wrong.

They have been thwarted now, their mouthpiece has gone
She has now been toppled by the pink Lycra’d one
They may stand with banners beside Holyrood
But females stand strong for their greater good.

What happened there? Try, try, try again…

Hide all the cocks, tape up that erect bone.
Prevent its head from rising in front of this crone
Silence all our ‘moaning’, insist our muzzles are on
Bring out their banners saying real women come.

Let the drones circle buzzing overhead
Writing in the air gender lives. Sex is dead.
Put pink bows round the white necks under their littler head
Let them have pillowfights when they go to bed.

We’ll be a witch, a bitch, a breast, their test
A womb for rent, a cunt at best.
High noon, their gender, their words, their song.
We know sex is forever.

They were wrong.

They have been thwarted now, their mouthpiece has gone
She has now been toppled by the pink Lycra’d one
They won’t stand with banners beside Holyrood
For females stand strong for their greater good.

Ooh very good!

Ooh another excellent one!