Songs for Individuals With A Cervix

[Dances]

Inspired by this Janice Turner thread, my song is "I'm Every Individual With A Cervix, It's All You Neeeeeeeed"

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What's Your Song, oh Cervix Havers?

That groaning sound is poor Freddy Mercury turning in his grave at that abomination

And from (I Did it) My Way:

For what is a penis-haver what has he got?

The follow-up lines:

To say the things he truly feels
And not the words of one who kneels

are appropriate!

Here's a rap song about how a man cannot become an individual with a cervix anymore than a man can become a bat.

[quote FrancisAaron]Here's a rap song about how a man cannot become an individual with a cervix anymore than a man can become a bat.

[/quote] If you are the Francis Aaron - you might like to know your song has its own thread on here