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Feminism: Sex and gender discussions

Songs for Individuals With A Cervix

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Dances · 01/08/2020 09:47

Inspired by this Janice Turner thread, my song is "I'm Every Individual With A Cervix, It's All You Neeeeeeeed"

mobile.twitter.com/VictoriaPeckham/status/1289244060016873474

What's Your Song, oh Cervix Havers?

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SophocIestheFox · 03/08/2020 07:35

That groaning sound is poor Freddy Mercury turning in his grave at that abomination Grin

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Defaultname · 03/08/2020 11:20

And from (I Did it) My Way:

For what is a penis-haver what has he got?

The follow-up lines:

To say the things he truly feels
And not the words of one who kneels

are appropriate!

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FrancisAaron · 03/08/2020 11:48

Here's a rap song about how a man cannot become an individual with a cervix anymore than a man can become a bat.

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DianasLasso · 03/08/2020 11:53

[quote FrancisAaron]Here's a rap song about how a man cannot become an individual with a cervix anymore than a man can become a bat.

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If you are the Francis Aaron - you might like to know your song has its own thread on here Grin
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