Songs for Individuals With A Cervix

[Dances]

Inspired by this Janice Turner thread, my song is "I'm Every Individual With A Cervix, It's All You Neeeeeeeed"

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What's Your Song, oh Cervix Havers?

Canny Fraddock - it's a long time since I've seen her with her Johnny

Individual with a cervix, you'll be an individual with a cervix sooooon
Oh Pretty individual with a cervix
Black Magic Individual with a cervix
Long Cool Individual with a cervix in a Black Dress

It's ludicrous isn't it?

I am an individual with a cervix in love

Devil individual with a cervix

Stand by your penis.

I may not be a lady, but I'm all individual with a cervix

When a penis holder loves an individual with a cervix.

I'll stop now.

Individual with a prostate I feel like an individual with a cervix

Individual with a cervixiser

More than an individual with a cervix

I lied, sorry!

@DialSquare

When a penis holder loves an individual with a cervix.

I'll stop now.

But it's really interesting to see the effect this has on meaning, isn't it? It's not just that it sounds ludicrous, it really foregrounds sex (as in the act).

these are cracking me up.

I’m not a young individual with a cervix, not yet an older individual with a cervix

She’s always an individual with a cervix to me

Fat bottomed young individuals with a cervix.

*Bluebrush
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Agreed. Anyone reading these song titles in real life would think WTF. As we all keep saying, language matters.

I'm not a young individual with a cervix, not yet an adult individual with a cervix.

This individual with a cervix's work.

I’m a one cervix-haver penis holder

I want a young individual with a cervix with a short skirt and a looooooong jacket!

Pretty individual cervix haver.

Three times a individual with a cervix.

Juvenile individual cervix havers rule the world.

Young Individuals With Penises Keep Swinging

Don't want no short dick penis haver.

Run the world (young individuals with a cervix)

I'll make a penis holder out of you.

"Zie takes just like an adult with a cervix, yes zie does
Zie makes love just like an adult with a ceevix, yes zie does
And zie aches just like an adult with a cervix,
But zie breaks just like a child with a cervix"

"Oh, yeah! All right!
Take it easy, baby! Make it last all night!
Zie was.. an American young person with a cervix"

Hard headed cervix owner - Cat Stevens