Songs for Individuals With A Cervix

[Dances]

Inspired by this Janice Turner thread, my song is "I'm Every Individual With A Cervix, It's All You Neeeeeeeed"

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What's Your Song, oh Cervix Havers?

[FortunesFavour]

I’m just a jealous testicularly endowed individual...

[AuntyFungal]

You make me feeeel
You make me feeeel
You make me feel, like a natural ‘individual with a cervix’

Carol King

Or

Dude looks like an ‘individual with(out) a cervix’
sorry, couldn’t resist

AeroSmith

[EmbarrassingAdmissions]

I've just seen an interesting discussion of the language of "cervix havers" etc. from Louise Perry:

The ‘person with a cervix‘ thing is such a gold plated example of what Rob Henderson calls a ‘luxury belief’ – ideas and opinions that confer status on the rich at very little cost, while taking a toll on poorer people, in this case non-native English speakers without degrees

twitter.com/Louise_m_perry/status/1289566035444604929

More on luxury beliefs: www.iwf.org/2019/11/18/luxury-beliefs-replace-luxury-goods-as-status-indicators/

[NeedToKnow101]

@EmbarrassingAdmissions - and poorly educated native-English speakers. And those with learning disabilities or just below average intelligence. It is so discriminatory. Of course the word 'inclusive' is also meaningless now.

[TheIncredibleBookEatingManchot]

Young individual with a cervix, you'll be an adult individual with a cervix soon.

Black magic individual with a cervix.

[NeedToKnow101]

The individual with a cervix in red.

[NeedToKnow101]

Young individuals with cervixes on film

[Al1Langdownthecleghole]

She's always a cervix have to me.

An honourable mention for Caitlin Moran's how to be a cervix haver too.

[FortunesFavour]

It’s raining ejaculators, hallelujah, it’s raining ejaculators, every specimen...

Eww - it’s going to need a good wipe down...not sure zoflora’s gonna cut it

[FortunesFavour]

...courtesy of The Weather Young Cervix Having Individuals of course!

[DianasLasso]

@Dances

You Make Me Feel Like A Natural Individual With A Cervix

That was my immediate thought as soon as I saw this thread!

[Cailleach1]

Variation on Dances version.

Aretha Franklin:
"You make me feel, you make me feel like a natural cervix haver"

[FortunesFavour]

For the thespians among us...

My Fair Menstruator

[FortunesFavour]

And for the tv fans....

The Golden Juvenile Ovulators

[NeedToKnow101]

@FortunesFavour

And for the tv fans....

The Golden Juvenile Ovulators

😂😂

[NeedToKnow101]

LA Individual with a cervix.

[FortunesFavour]

California Individuals With Cervixes

[Portnlemon]

Well, I'm not the world's most physical individual with a prostate
But when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine
Oh my Lola, lo lo lo lo Lola
Well, I'm not dumb but I can't understand
Why she walked like a individual with a cervix but talked like a individual with a prostate
Oh my Lola, lo lo lo lo Lola, lo lo lo lo Lola

[FortunesFavour]

It’s the gift that keeps on giving, bravo OP!

[thinkingaboutLangCleg]

From a rich seam of inspiring anthems --
"Rise up cervix-havers" (sung by suffragettes, to the tune of John Brown's Body),
"Menstruators' Army is marching, oh XX-chromosomed siblings don't you mourn" (a personal favourite from the 1970s),
and Aretha Franklin's beautiful
"Do right ovary-container, Do right prostate-holder"

[MarkRuffaloCrumble]

Young individual with a penis there's no need to feel down
I said young individual with a penis pick yourself off the ground
I said young individual with a penis 'cause your in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy

Young individual with a penis there's a place you can go
I said young individual with a penis when you're short on your dough
You can stay there and I'm sure you will find

Many ways to have a good time.
It's fun to stay at the Y.I.W.A.P.C.A.
It's fun to stay at the Y.I.W.A.P.C.A

[FortunesFavour]

Cos we are living in a material world and I am a material individual with a cervix

[TinselAngel]

Dude looks like an individual cervix haver.

[Catiopea]

C'mon everybody, sing along!

This cracked me up 😂😂😂

This thread is like the weirdest woke version of a group singalong.

Waiting for ‘Ging gang, goolie goolie goolie goolie watcha’

Only without the goolies.

Obviously.

😂😂😂

[Timetospare]

It’s raining individuals with penises