Songs for Individuals With A Cervix

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Inspired by this Janice Turner thread, my song is "I'm Every Individual With A Cervix, It's All You Neeeeeeeed"

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What's Your Song, oh Cervix Havers?

A bit off the track but lets put a bit of culture into this

Cervix Haver Butterfly

I don't have a cervix, not since the hysterectomy. Im still definitely female though.

Young individual with a cervix I'll house you.

@NeedToKnow101

Young individual with a cervix I'll house you.

Jungle Brothers? That takes me back.

"Juveniles with cervices who are juveniles with testes, Who like juveniles with penises to be juveniles with vaginas, Who do young people with vas deferens like they're young people with fallopian tubes, Who do youth with ovaries like they're youth with a prostate gland....Always should be someone to really looooooove.. !!!"

C'mon everybody, sing along!

Sorry, should have said Jungle penis haver siblings!

More than an individual cervix holder.

Those well known bands:

Young penis holders zone
Spice young cervix owners
Young cervix owners aloud
Young penis ownerz ll adult penis holders

What about the songs for small people?

There was an old individual with a cervix who swallowed a fly, I don't know why ...oh shit, I don't know the individuals preferred pronoun ... swallowed that fly, perhaps ??'ll die.

AskDan, the 'z' in 'Young penis ownerz' was a nice touch

Just to note I've put up a thread with a link to Janice's column in the Times today.
And as a complete aside, can anyone tell me why her twitter name is VictoriaPeckham? It sounds like a move in Mornington Crescent. Which gets me back on topic as this thread sounds quite a lot like a new round for I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue.

Penis owner! I feel like a menstruator

When an ejaculator loves a cervix haver

The young individual with a cervix from Ipanema

This is a great thread!

@DialSquare

Sorry, should have said Jungle penis haver siblings!

😂😂 and glad to remind you!

I'm not looking for a New England, are you looking for a junior cervix haven't?

Song: The Individual With A Cervix In Red

Art: The Individual With A Cervix With A Pearl Earring (may need a quantifier for the placement of said earring)

Film: Pretty Individual With A Cervix

Book: Little Individuals With Cervixes

@BlueBrush

'Cos I'm a Individual with a cervix I.N.D.I.V.I.D.U.A.L.W.I.T.H.A.C.E.R.V.I.X. I'll say it again

you win

Once, twice, three times an individual with a cervix

All the single individuals with a cervix!!

is a penis holder someone different from a penis haver because it's conjuring different images for me?

Walk Like An Individual With Testicles

@eyesopening I like to refer to the penis people who abuse women online as penis holders because that's what I think they're doing while they're holding their phone in their other hand.

The rest of them - penis haver, penis person, semen producer, whatever... Someone should come up with a word for those people.

East End prostate-havers and West End individuals with cervices.
Some juvenile individuals with cervices are bigger than others.
Cornflake minor individual with a cervix.

Big young individuals with a cervix don’t cry