Songs for Individuals With A Cervix

[Dances]

Inspired by this Janice Turner thread, my song is "I'm Every Individual With A Cervix, It's All You Neeeeeeeed"

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What's Your Song, oh Cervix Havers?

Posted too soon. Biology would have been cancelled!

I know about it but didn't go to that one. Used to go to Camden Palace, Shoom, Rave in the Cave, Phuture, Enter the Dragon etc from 1987 onwards. Went to the odd Do as we called them around Easy London and anything organised by Boys Own too but mostly more underground clubs until the early 90s

Oh Pretty individual with a cervix
Long Cool Individual With A Cervix
Black Magic Individual With a Cervix
Individual with a penis! I Feel Like A Individual With A Cervix
When an Individual With a penis loves an individual with a Cervix
This individual with a Cervix Work

Apparently, there are teams of experts working on the lovely 'I'm a One Man Girl Looking For a One Girl Man'. It may tak a while.

Dylan's 'The Man in Me' is best not attempted.

Friends (all men) jazz band called

Jenny Tailia

A woman once asked me which one was Jenny

Biology? Reminds me of Sam Cooke's 'What a wonderful world'.

"Don't know much about the wrong think subject which was once called 'Biology' " To be replaced with pseudo scientific BS.

@Cailleach1

Biology? Reminds me of Sam Cooke's 'What a wonderful world'.

"Don't know much about the wrong think subject which was once called 'Biology' " To be replaced with pseudo scientific BS.

he was obviously one of us though as he knew that 1+1 is 2!

Related cervix havers are doing it for themselves.

Or, reclaim the hated term:

CISters are doing it for themselves.

You could have a lot of fun with songs by cervix having monarch too.

Baby birther, just killed an ejaculator.

This is a man’s, a man’s, a man’s world...

But it wouldn’t be nothing, nothing...

Without an adult individual with a cervix and a juvenile individual with a cervix

The Weather Cervix-havers singing their classic - It's Raining Prostate-havers.

That Cervix-haver may be the face I can't forget
The trace of pleasure or regret
May be the treasure or the price I have to pay

[...]

That cervix-haver may not be what that cervix-haver may seem

(Formerly She by Elvis Costello)

Have we had the classic from 'My fair privileged individual with a cervix' - "why can't an individual with a cervix be more like a person with a prostate?"?

I am an individual with a cervix, hear me roar (if the men say that's ok).

I'll tell me parent with a cervix
When I get home
The young individuals with penises won't leave
The young individuals with cervices alone

Can they digitally retrofit the late great Luke Kelly's voice to sing:
Xir eyes they shone like diamonds
I thought her the regal individual cervix haver of the land
Xir hair hung over xir shoulder
Tied up with a black velvet band

Surprisingly prescient lyrics for another Dubliners song:
Up in the completely irrelevant typical biology of people with two X chromosomes prison/
There are seventy five individual cervix havers/
Tis among them I wish I did dwell/
And the auld triangle could go jingle jangle/
All along the banks of the Royal Canal

powershower I'm afraid that's got me headed off along very bawdy lines...

Four and twenty cervix havers with intact hymens (even though that's a myth) gone to Inverness

And when the ball (which may have belonged to an individual ball-owner who identified as a man, or as a woman, or as non-binary, or as gender fluid, or as...) was over there were four and twenty less.

(Oh, not that sort of ball, you say? Oh well).

Hey young person with a cervix - Small Faces

Although Steve Marriott is probably the only person who ever lived that could have sung those words and I would still love him!

The Prostate Owner Who Can't Be Moved

Have You Ever Really Loved a Cervix Owner?

Swords of a thousand individuals with penises.

I mean prostates; sorry for any confusion caused.

you're on fire powershowerforanhour :)

Such inclusive songs. I'm sure all political parties will be adopting these debigotted versions in their campaigns in the future.

I've never been a fan of this song but I think it's just become a thousand times worse.

Fat Bottomed Juvenile Individuals with Cervices by Monarch with a Cervix

Are you gonna take me home tonight?
Ah, down beside that red firelight
Are you gonna let it all hang out?
Fat bottomed juvenile individuals with cervices
You make the rockin' world go 'round

Hey I was just a skinny young individual with a prostate
Never knew no good from bad
But I knew life before I left my nursery, huh
Left alone with big fat Front Hole
Xie was such a naughty child-caring individual with a cervix
Heap big individual with a cervix, you made a bad penis haver out of me
Hey hey!

I've been singing with my band
Across the wire, across the land
I seen every blue eyed menstruator of loose morals on the way, hey
But their beauty and their style
Went kind of smooth after a while
Take me to them dirty privileged individuals with cervices every time
C'mon!

Oh, won't you take me home tonight?
Oh, down beside your red firelight
Oh, and you give it all you got
Fat bottomed juvenile individuals with cervices, you make the rockin' world go 'round
Fat bottomed juvenile individuals with cervices, you make the rockin' world go 'round
Hey, listen here!

Now I got mortgages on homes
I got stiffness in my bones
Ain't no beauty monarchs with cervices in this locality, I tell you
Oh, but I still get my pleasure
Still got my greatest treasure
Heap big individual with a cervix , you done made a big individual with a prostate of me
Now, get this!

Oh, (I know) you gonna take me home tonight? (Please)
Oh, down beside that red firelight
Are you gonna let it all hang out?
Fat bottomed juvenile individuals with cervices, you make the rockin' world go 'round, yeah
Fat bottomed juvenile individuals with cervices, you make the rockin' world go 'round

Get on your bikes and ride
Ooh yeah, oh yeah, them fat bottomed juvenile individuals with cervices
Fat bottomed juvenile individuals with cervices
Yeah yeah yeah
Alright, ride 'em, c'mon
Fat bottomed juvenile individuals with cervices, yes yes

TheIncredibleBookEatingMancho

On a more sobering note, this thread puts things into keen perspective. Schwarzkopf currently have a hair dye advert which features a background track I have previously found really annoying. I don't like strong musical ads in general. However in view of the threat to our liberties, thinking about it now it's brilliant and the next time it's on I shall turn it up and sing along!