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Banana pancakes

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EweSurname · 04/04/2019 08:36

A wonderful breakfast thread to ensure all the good women of fwr start the day right with substance and not just dross. I’ve already failed and partaken in consuming shite but it might not be too late for lots of you!

I like making egg free pancakes by substituting the eggs fro mashed bananas- works a treat.

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EweSurname · 05/04/2019 10:44

That’s an a amazing cake bernard. Bet DC was thrilled with it!

Here was my cake from last week. Sadly no one actually wanted to have a game, which was probably a good thing else the pieces would’ve been even more melted and mishapen!

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Datun · 05/04/2019 10:59

OMG all these cakes are amazing.

'I have a cake to ice' suddenly makes sense!

ErrolTheDragon · 05/04/2019 11:01

That's a wonderful cake.

Meanwhile, I'm happily brunching on oat bran banana egg custard porridge with cinnamon, nutmeg and vanilla.

MotherForkinShirtBalls · 05/04/2019 11:12

How did you do the chess pieces, ewe? Between that and the minecraft cake, that's my inspiration for the 2 dc's birthday cakes sorted, thanks for posing your excellent creations Smile

EweSurname · 05/04/2019 11:18

I used this mould

www.amazon.co.uk/Millya-Silicone-International-Chocolate-Fondant/dp/B072X8XQVG?tag=mumsnetforu03-21

And this recipe for the cake

thecharmedcupcake.com/2013/04/21/checkmate/

Perhaps instead of a checkmate cake, it could be a checkwoke cake Grin

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FingonTheValiant · 05/04/2019 11:20

OMG Ewe that cake is amazing!

I'm amazed by people who can do such fabulous cake decorating. I dream of it... But I'm just not that patient.

Are you alright Lang ?

LangCleg · 05/04/2019 12:29

Are you alright Lang ?

I have a Lindt bunny and I bit its head off.

Rufusthebewilderedreindeer · 05/04/2019 13:19

Oh fab cake ewe

Rufusthebewilderedreindeer · 05/04/2019 13:20

Oooo oooo oooo bernard

I made a minecraft cake for ds...this version

Not this cake...mine was nicer

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FloralBunting · 05/04/2019 13:27
terryleather · 05/04/2019 13:30

I feel your pain Floral!

S1naidSucks · 05/04/2019 13:30

I can’t believe the amount of bigotry on this thread. ☹️

Don’t judge my warm mandarins you...you...mandarinphobes.

doesnt quite roll off the tongue, but I refuse to acknowledge that reality

terryleather · 05/04/2019 13:33

Don’t judge my warm mandarins

I am kink shaming your preferences S1naid and I don't care!

FloralBunting · 05/04/2019 13:39

Mandarins are lovely. I am even willing to believe they would be nice in a warm pudding.

But citrus fruit and hot milk is just flat wrong. That's like a fast track emetic concoction.

ErrolTheDragon · 05/04/2019 13:43

Surely it curdles? Ew.

EweSurname · 05/04/2019 13:48

Milk and citrus fruit is not something that sounds appetising.

Look at the rating of this cocktail

www.absolutdrinks.com/en/drinks/lemon-milk/

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EweSurname · 05/04/2019 13:53

Rufus like the cake! Minecraft seems very suited to cake form.

One year DC asked for an "Earth" cake, which I thought sounded doable, imaging a nice 8 inch cake decorated with blue and green icing, and as I started to agree and say that would be find, he fixed me with a paddington bear stare and uttered a solitary word - sphere.

They were learning all about 3D shapes at school, the bastards. The cake took me bloody ages.

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BernardBlacksWineIcelolly · 05/04/2019 13:54

urgh

mandarins and hot milk. makes me think of the cement mixer shot, baileys and lime juice. with a side order of gag reflex.

BernardBlacksWineIcelolly · 05/04/2019 13:55

a spherical cake?

ErrolTheDragon · 05/04/2019 13:57

I think if I'd been asked to make an 'earth' cake I'd have created something that looked like a mud pie.

Actually, all the birthday cakes I ever made were chocolate cakes smothered in simple chocolate fudge icing. I don't really get why anyone would spend time decorating a cake with anything else.Grin

BernardBlacksWineIcelolly · 05/04/2019 13:57

DS asked for a cake in the shape of our (one eyed) cat’s head. But I very much stuck to the work within the confines of the cake tins I have available principle

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EweSurname · 05/04/2019 14:00

Awwww bernard that is an excellent cake! I love the whiskers.

Envy at the cement mixer shot though.

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ErrolTheDragon · 05/04/2019 14:02

We did once have a go at modelling our pet in cake. He's a dachshund so really it was just a Swiss roll with pretensions.

S1naidSucks · 05/04/2019 14:27

I am kink shaming your preferences S1naid and I don't care!

How dare you! I’ll have you know I’m a Genderfree Kink loving vegan feminist female. Do not try to shame me.

Btw. I use oat milk on my weetabix. So there!

I love the idea of a Swiss roll dachshund. 😁

EweSurname · 05/04/2019 15:00

errol I'd love to see it! Can you send me a dach pic?

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