Ham pr disasters thread 47! …it’s all so quiet…it’s all so still ….

[jeffgoldblum]

Still interested! , still not bored ( well slightly!) 😁

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Merci! Let the games continue...

Thank you, as ever, @jeffgoldblum .

Are we not entertained ? 😂

Evening all. Yet another new name change inspired by a superb thread. It seems ages since we were all gasping at the Bute nonagenarian.

Brilliant, that thread was hilarious!

Totally missed the last thread. Did HAM do anything?

Thanks as ever, jeff

Thank you lovely Jeff. On point - as ever.

Noticed on the last thread there was a comment or two made about M wanting to be on ‘Made in Chelsea’ (which is odd as she wasn’t and Idont think she ever really lived there).
It reminded me about Millie M.
She used Millie Mackintosh in one of the worst ways - so so blatant about it with hindsight and Mille (one of my favourite ever brides when she married Prof Green - Meghan should have taken advice from her) bless her has remained dignified about the way she was used and discarded.
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/meghan-markle-millie-mackintoshs-friendship-12123790

She didn’t even get an invite to the wedding.
After the engagement was announced Millie never heard from her again.
What a bitch Meghan is.

Poster claiming Cruise is seducing the Waleses from Anglicanism is still sticking to it and fighting the good fight. I'm sensing a certain flagging of enthusiasm, though.

Same old, same old.

Meghan needs to stay off that thread tbh

it's a long time since I've read such misguided persistence over something that wasn't worth the energy in the first place.

It really is quite extraordinary.

No comment!! 😶 ( well I do but nothing that wouldn’t get me in trouble!)

Thanks for the new thread Jeff! 👋 that TC thread has given me endless entertainment! 😂

I think Made in Chelsea is about her level. And she might have been good - attractive, vapid, bitchy - she would have fit in well.

I saw Scarlett Johansson shut her skincare line recently. And she doesn’t have the controversy of Meghan.

I find it so hard to understand the motivation for the Tom Cruise nonsense - is it really worth making such a tit of yourself with stupid and po faced posts like “I think it’s quite right that the palace are keeping an eye on this” 🤦‍♀️

Someone’s nose must be REALLY out of joint. Bad enough the dress, the amethyst, being escorted by Tom, the great press coverage. But I bet what finally caused the meltdown was his interview afterwards - “she’s so intelligent and funny, absolutely stunning, William made a smart choice”.

I absolutely love the idea of the future Supreme Governor of the Church of England becoming a Scientologist. I have absolutely no skin in the game, being a fervent apatheist (quick summary of my beliefs: "Is there a god? Don't know, don't care. It would make no difference to the way I live") but it would be properly hilarious if William went down that rabbit-hole.

She’s also proper A list - BAFTA winning, Tony winning, 2x Oscar nominations, star on the Hollywood walk of fame. And she has a very successful and smart husband, they’re a real power couple. This is the world Meghan is trying to succeed in with her jam and bookmarks and “The Keepsake Double-Deck Parlour Card Set”, aka 2 packs of playing cards. She has absolutely no chance.

Well they set up a "securiddee" drama involving a mysterious white van and the usual complaints about the press/paps invading their privacy etc etc etc

Then a few days later they set up their own pap-stroll at a very identifiable location and sold the pictures to the press....

So the usual mixed messages 🙄

I don't think we need to worry about Catherine and Tom Cruise. With her athleticism ( cf 3 peaks) and length of legs - she could out run him even if she had to pick up her lovely purple skirts 😂

Tom Cruise I suspect wanted more air time than they did
https://www.dailymail.com/tvshowbiz/article-16183219/Digger-bombs-box-office-Tom-Cruises-polarising-film-biggest-flop-career-lose-150million-historic-disaster.html

ETA this is exactly the sort of event M could have done within the WRF. And I suspect with the right will could have done it very well. But thought she and H could earn a great deal of money via Hollywood/ NF etc on their own.

I haven't read the Tom Cruise thread, the premise was too ludicrous for my currently limited time.

Is Harry still Chimpo and what did he actually do there?

I really don't think Meg is capable of a genuine, non transactional relationship tbh

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