Ham pr disasters thread 47! …it’s all so quiet…it’s all so still ….

[jeffgoldblum]

Still interested! , still not bored ( well slightly!) 😁

I just read a rumour on X, that the RAVEC decision is this week, hence the recent white van drama and pap walk. I mean attempt kidnap and paparazzi intrusion.

Think she's been oan the Photoshop again.

Or maybe just grew an extra finger for Advent.

I am still of the opinion that if it was believed there was any risk to HaM and HaMlets , then Met security would be in place already . They have been back about 6 weeks I think ?
Anyway I am sure we will soon hear about “ stitch ups” etc .

An extra finger....crazy! How hard can it be to launch a product, take some decent photos, etc. A premium price with a lazy photoshopped photo...that meticulous eye for detail again..

There is a State Visit by the Sultan of Oman in a couple of weeks .
I very much doubt that will be in Harry’s October diary of public engagements.

That attention to detail again, at this point l guess it’s for clicks.

She is still under 5m followers on IG, so people just don’t want to know.

We need to have a Christmas Tree bauble of the Montecito house to accompany the Highgrove and Sandringham ones. My tree will not be complete without it 😢

I hope there are lots of tiaras and jewels to metaphorically dangle in front of the Sussexes….

Yes, I remember that. M is such a user.

I wonder if there anybody at all she maintains a relationship with which is not of transactional benefit to her?

Also, look at the pose with leg flashing as if she was on the red carpet instead of a bike plus that highly unsuitable dress is in danger of getting caught in the chain.

Channelling another polydactyly wife of a royal Henry....but that did not end well so we'll move on

If the tree is slightly smaller than Will's what's the point 😭😭😭

Bet M got on the bike, got the pose and photo then immediately got off. So fake.

The sprinkles will finish me off, no need for punishment more than that!

I am just wondering what one or both of them will do to try and grab some headlines ?
Any ideas ?
If must be killing them that they are being so pointedly ignored.

Apparently they are having another visit with Charles. No doubt same rules apply about no social media or photos. What even will be the point of them going?

"we need money, Pa"

Is that a rumour?

The correct answer when a Sussex rings up and asks if they can have the use of your beach house is "Oh I'm so sorry, we don't rent it out". That would really put them on the spot to explain they weren't expecting to pay rent...😉😂

Though honestly it's a mystery to me why anyone would let themselves be bamboozled into gifting them use of houses/jets or whatever.

It's reportedly reported to be a definite maybe

There's another rumour that KC is not taking H's calls

Yes I have read that too .
I am wondering how they will spin all the non invitations in future months ?
State Visit , Carol concerts , Sandringham, Samuel Chatto’s wedding.
I foresee a few more threads !

Can everyone become my best friend please.

I just need the use of your house (as long as it's by the sea).
And if you could provide a chef, cleaner and a private maid.
Also could you send your chauffeur to collect me (as long as it's a Rolls Royce)

As payment I'll leave a lovely advent calendar made by M***

It's all so humiliating for them, moving back to the UK and being ignored by your family. They make such a mess of everything its mind boggling how wrong everything goes for them. Why can't they just keep under the radar and stop the endless leaks to sources and the fake royal appearances. The only way H could get back in even to a small extent is if he got a low key behind the scenes job at a charity or something and did some actual proper work for a few years.

Well H is already saying he will mark Remembrance Day privately ie he can’t get a public gig for that day.

State dinner is for working royals and possibly their spouses eg Tim Lawrence. I bet the whole clan are out in force in their best tiaras to hammer home who is a working royal.
Kate’s Carol concert - they are not speaking so no one would expect them to be invited. It puts the ongoing estrangement front and centre publicly though.
And the lack of a Sandringham invite will sting. They will hotfoot it to California mid Dec for Christmas there - certainly they will be gone before the extended family Christmas lunch at Buckingham Palace as I doubt they will be invited to that either.

Ps: we will respect your privacy but we might share photos of your house to my insta.

PPS: Aaaaaand anything you say might end up on a podcast, book or SM who knows 🩷🤭🦢.

PPPS: Please can you provide extra security tia xoxo