H & M - The Cat, The Barber and the Argyll Pheasant Pluckers

[TheMustressMhor]

I hope I've got what everyone wants in the title of this, the twelfth thread in the series.

It's everything I've ever dreamed of in a thread, Mustress. Thank you.

atta girl!!!!!

I'm going to have my pudding now then start on the sherry

Still havent decided whether to watch TM, on balance probably not as it will make me irrationally angry. It will, of course, be interspersed with masses of photos of Mr & Mrs MW, and the missus' friends will be the ones doing the commenting.

Every royal reporter in the world will be onto it though.

I probably won't watch tonight but looking forward to your comments.

I'm not sure if I will watch as I usually avoid channel 5. They promise so much in their programme descriptions but never quite live up to it, always feels dumbed down. I am intrigued though, so maybe...

Hey yolofish - watching Jeremy Bamber won't improve your temper, either.

but looking forward to your comments.

The comments will be way more interesting than the programme. And funnier.

Love the title!

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It will be a typical ch 5 documentary; start out sounding promising; too many ad breaks and ' coming up next ' teasers then we discover nothing new at all!
Most of it has already been put in the papers already and he won't say anything too controversial I bet.

Love the title!

I particularly love the fact that latecomers to the thread with a tendency to scold will have no idea what any of that actually means.

Will H&M settle Archie early and settle down with hot chocolate ... several stress balls and their PR team on the end of their phones?

Must be very unsettling for them. I do feel for them. The Royal Family press team have for years managed difficult situations but now we have Royals breaking off and thinking they know better as with PA. And the Sussexes themselves. No corporate business, which is what the RF are, would stand for this if all their directors were airing their views directly.

Difficult times for them when I really fear for H mental health.

It might be difficult for them to stream Channel 5 in Canada though?
I was wondering if W and K will lower themselves to watch it.

Or EVEN HM?

Or EVEN HM?

Bet Princess Anne does.

I was her bodyguard for one day. Beautiful skin and hair. Tough as old boots. (In a good way).

So the Thomas Markle programme is Channel 5 tonight? What time?

I have the catch up app so I will probably watch on that after broadcast but it depends.

She hasn't spoken to her dad in a few years now. Most of this interview will be old stuff rehashed I bet. Footage of the wedding or his stunt with the press and buying a suit.
I can't see what he can say more than we already know or read about. He hasn't met Harry or any of the Royals so nothing there to worry for them to about.
I think he'll just say how sorry he is they have gone NC. I can't see any of it being that bad really. The court case will be a different kettle of fish I bet as the papers have decent lawyers.. if it gets that far. I'm hazy on who is taking who to court or whatever!

OMFG I had completely forgotten about the Markle doc

On at 9pm. Same time as Love Island!

I think I will watch live. I too think it will under -deliver, but let's see!

< me in a coronet.

I'm supposed to be finishing an online course module online then building a flat pack console table and watching White House Farm.

I'm torn. There is the +1 i suppose.

Bit late on parade but keen to fulfill my role as a chief SCOLD may I draw your attention to this post by SingingLily from the previous thread

I think it helps to remind everyone that there are real people behind the keyboards. With real feelings .

and point out that Harry,Meghan ,Meghan's father et al are also real people .