To a life well spent – RIP Cap'n V

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In memory of Cap'n V

Wednesday has taken to hissing at her sisters 😱 and swiping at them 😱 sibling rivalry is rearing it's ugly head 😢

Walter has a new mollies mouse. He's currently sleeping off the hangover.

Leroy has a new Valerian pouch and currently has the zoomies.

TIL that zoomies has a "scientific" expression - Frenetic Random Activity Period (FRAP). So maybe I should say he's having a FRAP 🤣

I know I'm childish but I do find that bloody funny 😂

I find that funny too

Leroy’s the most sick frapper in da hood.

Ollie is sticking close to me
The man is not a long term proposition and in fact forgot to mention he wasn't actually single
Very helpful

Men & their memory issues eh? It’s a shame for them to have such issues so young.

Bastard, I hope you can get over it quickly. It’s not your fault.

It's a shame he thought I was so dim. And also that I'm one of those women who would keep quiet and not tell her (I've messaged her on her social media) because I am not a well behaved woman

Well done.

I'm so sorry, Queen. I thought this one was a keeper

Very sorry to hear that, Queen, but good for you.
Hope Ollie is being extra loving.

Oh Pelo I'm sorry to hear that. What an absolute bellend. I'm impressed you've let his partner know, not everyone would.

(((hugs)))

Oh poor Pelo - want to join my "All men are bastards" club?

Kitties joined my life after the last disastrous relationship, and now the only man I'm in a relationship is Boycat. Yes I have a couple of very close platonic male friends, but both DSis and I never want to date again.

Turns out they've been together 10 years

Bet it’s not the first time he’s done it either. I wouldn’t bother with men again either and I’m happily married as far as I know 🤨

Id just go to lots of spa hotels for mini breaks on my own instead.

I'm going to keep a very low profile - but just to say I'm very sorry Pelo that the man was such a knob.

What an idiot he is, and well done for the boot. And telling his partner.

Love, there are loads of decent men out there. Catloving decent men. Thing is, you’re so pretty and nice that you attract everyone so it’s no wonder you get the odd arsehole. Everyone gets at least three, I reckon. There’s always The Married One - I was horrified for months after I had the same issue & his wife left him the following year.

There are real men, honest. Who can open a pouch, flick the kettle on and chat simultaneously, etc..

You wouldn’t swap a human for Ollie, would you, and he’s on the sofa now I bet.

Here’s Prince and Havelock hassling me for dinner 2. They would send moral support if they weren’t so busy kicking shit out of Bastard next door, who is also regrettably failing to respect the rules.

I can send Prince round to give Twat tetanus if you like.

Ollie "I got you mama"

Aww, I’m sure Mrs Grumpy and Sybil would vouch for you @Grumpyoldpersonwithcats

Having chatted to Queen eariler, it took a lot of willpower not to message the complete waste of space myself and tell him what I think of him. Honestly, what a complete and utter dickhead.

Oh FFS! I'm so sorry about double-dealing bloke. Well done on telling her too. I hope Ollie is being helpful.

At least you can reply on cats to be loyal and faithful. until the neighbours cook a chicken

Rely not reply!

Frightful little scrote. People like him look back at 60 and the only good thing in their lives is what they ran out on or were thrown out by. And they always thought they were one of life’s boy racer winners…

Grumpy, when women say ‘men’ we mean those men, not real ones like you.