To a life well spent – RIP Cap'n V

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In memory of Cap'n V

What diet? 😼

Oh Leroy, bet he loved it.

He’s not fat! His glorious coat must weigh at least 5kg.

Vet says he needs to lose 1.5kg! He's never been that small!

DH's fault - he gives Leroy t least a dozen Dreamies in one sitting 🤦🏼‍♀️

The Vet did compliment Leroy's coat for being very soft and in great condition 🥰

Dreamies are just 2 calories, he’d have to swallow a crate to get fat. I think cats need about 20O Cals daily. And Leroy is a keen rambler.

Is he actually carrying extra weight or is he just a big lad though?

Leroy's rambling consists mostly of finding a comfy spot and settling down to watch the world go by 😂

He is, if I'm totally honest, a bit of a fatty now 🫣 I think if I can keep his weight between 6kg-6.5kg we'll be good 😊

Mr C got to 7 kg and it saved his magnificent arse when he got ill, just saying. 0.5 kg nowt to worry about.

The bloke stayed over
Ollie had yelled at him all this morning until he moved to the other side of the sofa
Ollie pictured back in "HIS" seat

I love the evil eye he’s giving too in that photo!

Oh he walked over the bloke and huffed at him

The bloke is beginning to sound like a long-term proposition, Pelo!

Sorry, Ollie.

In the past, I'd have said you could come and live with me but you'd have to share me now with two other cats, neither of whom are monochrome.

Still time, Puddys available if she doesn’t stop chirruping when I’m trying to sleep in.

At least Ollie hasn't slapped your bloke on the arse and tried to push him.out of the window like he did with Paws!

YET

He does like him, he clambers over him and yells for fuss. He was just sat in the WRONG PLACE

Ollie is being much weirder than usual today
He won't settle. Keeps going in and out, hasn't slept all day
He's been for a wee and eaten

The weather won’t be helping. The rain caused much consternation with our two this morning. Eko was all at odds as the natural rhythm of our at 4am was wrecked

I have greeted the 5O per cent of Havelock he says is mine.

I'd be scavving 100% of Havelock if had the opportunity.

I'd then spend the next 10 years or so going "Which one are you? Either way, stop it." 😁

I’m allowed one squidgy black hug a week.

Leroy and Havelock sounds like a detective series renowned for the genius feline-uncovered twist in every episode.

Which ones the alcoholic with the ex-wife and kid he never sees?

The fluffy black one. The other one’s a maverick, obsessive addict who forgets visits to his kitten.

I finally managed to get a decent picture of little girl cat; belly and 'derp face' all in one.

That's adorable!
Ollie went to the vet. He sat like a statue for injection and claw clip until the vet said "my cat looked similar, scruffy old boy"
Well.. the LOOK. Even the vet said oh I'm sorry Ollie, that's a very cross face

I've run out of £££ grain free cat food so offered Sheba. Contrary cat inhaled it and asked for more

Cat cafe now open Sat!

Ollie is NOT ‘scruffy’ or ‘old boy’. I’ve never been so horrified in all my born days Queen - outrageous libel.

He is a resplendent, mature gentleman with distinctive, glorious glossy fur and a wide circle of friends and admirers.

That vet can FOTTFSOFAFOSM.

Spart - oh the utter fluffsome sweetness. Look at the fudgy face! tender expression! Fat paws!